thedonkeycentrehalf
Moved back to wear the gloves (again)
- Jul 7, 2003
- 9,814
I had the same concern - not sure I've ever agreed with Garth before.
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[Albion] Back in Garth's good books
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pb21
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- Apr 23, 2010
- 6,988
I was going to say the same. The Forest keeper made a number of decent saves.
I wonder if he's doing it just to annoy everyone now. It's working.
Mr Smggles
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I thought Kepa had a fantastic game and kept Chelsea in it for significant periods. We could’ve easily been leading 3-1 at half-time which could’ve opened the floodgates.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Girth Crooks is the absolute definition of 'stealing a living'. I love the BBC, but at the same time I deeply resent the fact that I am paying his wages.
- Oct 17, 2008
- 17,106
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
That is an astounding pile of bollocks from Crooks. Many outfield selections are open to debate, but picking a keeper that did not have to make a single save is just incredible.
Motogull
Todd Warrior
- Sep 16, 2005
- 11,069
Garth Merenghi would be superior replacement by millions of miles.Garth Merenghi’s Dark Place.
Not Andy Naylor
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The BBC surely just keep him on for his comedy value.
JOLovegrove
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- Jan 30, 2012
- 2,102
Picks 3 United players that got a routine win over Forest.
Picks 1 Bournemouth player that got an impressive win at Spurs.
Picks 1 Bournemouth player that got an impressive win at Spurs.
The Fits
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- Jun 29, 2020
- 10,890
Salutations friend. I'm Garth Marenghi, horror writer, although I prefer the term 'dreamweaver'. When I write, direct and star in Garth's Team of the Week for the BBC, I draw deep draughts of inspiration from the dyke of my dreams... Other times I just choose the players I've heard of.
Stones came off at half time as well...
Two-thirds of his write-up on Enciso was about Chelsea!
5Ways Gull
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How's he going to justify not including all 3 scorers plus Billy Gilmour this week. If he somehow contrives to include more Palace than Brighton I will go round there and give him a slap!
GT49er
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Hang on - shirley all the big six aren't playing until today? Why on earth would he have been watching the lesser lights slogging it out on a Saturday afternoon?
Anyway, I expect his wife wanted some new shelves putting up or something (so he'd have to get out of her way while she was doing it).
brighton_tom
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- Jul 23, 2008
- 6,296
Eze will get in for that excellent dive.
The Wizard
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- Jul 2, 2009
- 18,402
Based on previous with him I’m going for:
Leno (admittedly had a bloody good game)
Shaw
Stones
Dalot
Lerma (scored)
Casemiro (obsessed)
Gross (scored)
Fernandes (scored)
Undav (scored)
Toney (scored)
Wilson (scored)
Got a bit lost defenders wise as he normally just chooses defenders who scored because he doesn’t actually watch games, no defenders scored this weekend I don’t think and no Enciso because he doesn’t actually watch games.
Leno (admittedly had a bloody good game)
Shaw
Stones
Dalot
Lerma (scored)
Casemiro (obsessed)
Gross (scored)
Fernandes (scored)
Undav (scored)
Toney (scored)
Wilson (scored)
Got a bit lost defenders wise as he normally just chooses defenders who scored because he doesn’t actually watch games, no defenders scored this weekend I don’t think and no Enciso because he doesn’t actually watch games.
Greg Bobkin
Silver Seagull
- May 22, 2012
- 17,594
Whichever Brighton players are mentioned, he'll probably wang on about how bad Wolves were instead!
As long as he keeps prattling bollocks it'll keep clueless billionaires off the trail . . .well, most of them.
The Wizard
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- Jul 2, 2009
- 18,402
In fairness I’ve probably given him too much credit with the Leno pick, given De Gea faced one shot on target straight at him and didn’t concede a goal, that’s probably that sewn up.
