Missing Brannigans is one thing, Easy, but what happened to Ruffles? (I was reminded of them by the start of your second paragraph.
After all, we all know that "It's the wrinkles in the Ruffles that causes the kerfuffles!"
Will've been delivered this morning:
Dear Mr Prescott
Brighton & Hove New Local Plan
FALMER COMMUNITY STADIUM
I have heard that the Local Plan Inspector, reporting on Brighton & Hove City’s new Local Plan, is recommending that the city council does not allocate the land at Falmer for a...
I don't understand - I'll have to come up with some cunning ploy to boost the rating. Let me think...
Nope - the 61 second intervals are just too inconvenient.