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Ford Escort XR3i Cabriolet 1.8 (1992). VGC, £450 CAT#1 remote immobiliser & alarm. Power hood, PAS, ABS, electric front & rear windows, CD player, alloys. In the 2 ½ years I’ve owned it I have spent over 2 grand servicing it etc. I don’t want or have to sell it but, for a good reason, i should...

Bukta Xmas 1978 - I was 10 - I had No. 4 (Lawrensen) on the back. My elder brother got the Bukta one too, with No. 8 on the back :( My eldest brother (a Man Utd fan) got a Lego set :tosser:

Re: Re: Supermarket Pull :lol: Erm, no it wasn't. I didn't get a tape measure out & she didn't ask me if her arse looked big in her jeans! ???

She seemed OK - bright & chirpy - Not a pikey, a croydon, a chav or an ASBO. Just err........nice. :blush: (But i've been 'done' by a couple bunny-boiling manic depessives in the past - look the wrong way in the street & then it's goodbye gonads :( )

I checked out a couple of things.

I went to Sainsbury's earlier & was blocked in an aisle by a cage of milk & the backside of a lady getting stuff from the bottom shelf. I said; "sorry, excuse me...." She stood up & said; "sorry, my big backside is in your way" I laughed & replied; "well it looked fine from where I was...

This is partially true! A lady from the DWP (old DSS) came round last Tuesday to check my financial status etc. As she was going through my paperwork I got my barrier & nasal cream out to apply & said to her; "..... this is just barrier cream to stop me from infecting others that may be...

I just drop into the conversation that I recently came out of hospital with MRSA & have to use the loo to decontaminate & would he like to use my 'barrier' cream - just in case, like.

An ex of mine once said to me: "I don't know what blokes see in Gaby Logan..........What do you think?" With buttocks clenched & fingers crossed I decided to take the white lie optionand said she was OK.:whistle: *err* *err*.......wrong answer, Eddie. 2 hours of ear GBH followed. .punish...

I used to throw 2 crane flies into a spiders web & see which one escaped/got squished first. But spiders are greedy fuckers & would quickly squish the second one before it could break free. Now that IS sport. BTW this was about 30 years ago - I was an angelic 8 yesr old, otherwise....... ;)

June Whitfield? ???

TTIAO got stale - after Lee Hurst left. Then it became scripted & predictable. I met Nick Hancock in a bar at an England game in Rome. He was giving it the 'I'm Johnny big spuds' routine. What a short-arsed wanker.

I have 5 Galaxy Ripples in the fridge. I used to love Galaxy Counters with a picture of Ernest's bird on the pack.

Oops. I live in Crowborough & I didn't even know. :nono: :blush:

I was in hospital a few weeks ago & was listening to James Whale on TalkSport. And who should come on? Norman 'fuckwit' Baker. As if i wasn't feeling poorly enough already. I lived in Lewes for 5 years '79-'84. I f***ing glad I don't live there now.:angry:

Yep - Bob Nudd. :banana:

I took my ex's boys to a game. Once seated they developed bladders the size of a grape, stomachs the size of a medicine ball, a thirst to match the thirst of a man from planet Thirsty, the attention span of an A.D.D sufferer on speed & hypothermia after about 4 seconds, despite it being August...

Japanese resturant in Lyon - Never, ever again. :sick: 8 courses of f*** knows what? Didn't even give me a spoon for the rice? :thud:

Wanker.........er, i mean Wozza has started a geek-clique sticky. ???

Hey. AdrianDINho. This'll cheer you up.......... .............at least you live in Heathfield. :lolol: