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Eddie the Seagull

New member
Jul 6, 2003
2,214
Crowborough
I just drop into the conversation that I recently came out of hospital with MRSA & have to use the loo to decontaminate & would he like to use my 'barrier' cream - just in case, like.
 


surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,173
Bevendean
Eddie the Seagull said:
I just drop into the conversation that I recently came out of hospital with MRSA & have to use the loo to decontaminate & would he like to use my 'barrier' cream - just in case, like.

:lolol:
 


Eddie the Seagull

New member
Jul 6, 2003
2,214
Crowborough
surrey jim said:

This is partially true!

A lady from the DWP (old DSS) came round last Tuesday to check my financial status etc.

As she was going through my paperwork I got my barrier & nasal cream out to apply & said to her; "..... this is just barrier cream to stop me from infecting others that may be vulnerable/ill//have cuts etc. from getting MRSA off me....".

She left pretty smartish, i must say!

:wave:
 






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