Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Let me reassure you. DHL delivered my shirt this morning, shoving it through the cat flap!!“When unpacking your new shirt, you may notice an unusual odour from your garment. Don't worry, that's not Tom Jones - it's due to some of the eco-friendly arse crack flossing processes used by the Palace fan we mistakenly put in charge of packaging, along with the anointing of body fluids over the shirts within shipping bags to lubricate them ready for distribution, its not permanent if you bleach it.”
Mine’s going straight in the bin after that email.
I've opened it, sniffed it, and there isn't a trace of a smell.