Trick or Treaters

[Uncle Spielberg]

 

[Grendel]

Answering the door wearing a bloodstained apron, holding a lambs heart and a meat cleaver was quite effective, but did lead to a number of irate parents knocking on my door.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Nobody above you there Garth. This means you, not us, are the stupid one.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Nobody above you there Garth. This means you, not us, are the stupid one.

But he has a nice soppy mutt.

 

[CHAPPERS]

But he has a nice soppy mutt.

I didn't think he was seeing anyone, presently?

 

[Mr Popkins]

We live in the middle of nowhere so get none, but my kids are dressing up and going out with my husbands round my parents way.

Starry Junior is spiderman, Starry Mini is cinderella and Baby Starry is an Alley Cat.

Why not just give them a treat? Or not answer your door.

since when has ,Spiderman. cinderella and an alley cat had anything to do with Halloween!!??
for christs sake, trick or treat is nothing more than Begging , another stupid American idea we seem to have embraced!!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

I didn't think he was seeing anyone, presently?

I have had some bookings for Kinky in that part of the world....

 

[Grendel]

for christs sake, trick or treat is nothing more than Begging , another stupid American idea we seem to have embraced!!!

Beggars tend not to vandalise my property if I don't give them money.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

please stop my sides are hurting chappers

 

[Uncle Buck]

Beggars tend not to vandalise my property if I don't give them money.

Either a gun or I can hire either Kinky or Fumble to you...

 

[Grendel]

Either a gun or I can hire either Kinky or Fumble to you...

But what if I don't give them money?

 

[Uncle Buck]

But what if I don't give them money?

That smiley you used will be pretty much the shock of shock on your face....

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

You could get the large swan (the one that is upstairs banging your wife) to break their arms.

 

[Uncle Buck]

You could get the large swan (the one that is upstairs banging your wife) to break their arms.

Or London Irish could just talk to them.

 

[empire]

all the kids out trick or treating,im off to play snooker ,and hopefully they will come back with enough cash to pay for my night!!!

 

[Eggmundo]

If they bother you that much, go out.
Or put a sign up.
NO TRICK OR TREATERS THANKYOU

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

I just wire my doorbell up to the mains

 

[Mr Popkins]

If they bother you that much, go out.
Or put a sign up.
NO TRICK OR TREATERS THANKYOU

Thats just a red rag to a bull!!

yoo might as well put a sign up saying "EGG MY HOUSE!!"

 

[Da Man Clay]

I've got a sign that says 'Ring my bell and I'll f***ing rape you'.

 

[Goring Gull]

If it's kids with parents then i'll give them a few sweets Hoodies are swiftly dispatched.