Trick or Treaters

[Redhead]

Anyone had any yet? Got any tips for getting rid of them without getting

a)my house egged
b)my car rolled over
c)a chronic beatdown from the three sixteen year olds at my door in hoodies and baseball caps asking for money instead of sweets.

 

[Uncle Buck]

A gun.

 

[Redhead]

Did i forget to mention i don't fancy a night in the cells either

 

[CHAPPERS]

I've got a sign that says 'Ring my bell and I'll f***ing rape you'.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I've got a sign that says 'Ring my bell and I'll f***ing rape you'.

I just get Kinky to answer the door.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I just get Kinky to answer the door.

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

Anyone had any yet? Got any tips for getting rid of them without getting

a)my house egged
b)my car rolled over
c)a chronic beatdown from the three sixteen year olds at my door in hoodies and baseball caps asking for money instead of sweets.

try giving them treats?

 

[Uncle Buck]

All charges were dropped last year.

 

[Starry]

We live in the middle of nowhere so get none, but my kids are dressing up and going out with my husbands round my parents way.

Starry Junior is spiderman, Starry Mini is cinderella and Baby Starry is an Alley Cat.

Why not just give them a treat? Or not answer your door.

 

[DannyBhoy]

just dont anwser the door!!

 

[Redhead]

Re: Re: Trick or Treaters

try giving them treats?

Obviously people who make the effort get treats, i should have made it clearer, when the rabble of sixteen year olds wearing baseball caps and hoodies come to the door asking for money and wielding small blades/eggs/paint. How do i move them on without going to a and e / prison.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Anyone that comes to my door will get a suprise treat which is my 7 stone Golden Retriever Harold running at them and sinking his teeth into their bollocks.

You have been warned

 

[Uncle Buck]

Anyone that comes to my door will get a suprise treat which is my 7 stone Golden Retriever Harold running at them and sinking his teeth into their bollocks.

You have been warned

A golden retriever must be the most useless guard dog ever.

Kinky inviting them in, well they only accept that invitiation the once.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Anyone that comes to my door will get a suprise treat which is my 7 stone Golden Retriever Harold running at them and sinking his teeth into their bollocks.

You have been warned

Yeah, watch out for my bunny wabbit though, he'd eat your shit dog for breakfast.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

He is a beast

 

[Uncle Buck]

Yeah, watch out for my bunny wabbit though, he'd eat your shit dog for breakfast.

But Barry the guinea pig would have had your bunny.

 

[CHAPPERS]

But Barry the guinea pig would have had your bunny.

From beyond the grave?

 

[Uncle Buck]

From beyond the grave?

Fecking zombied guinea pig, with his tortoise army.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Chappers, Piers

Is it ever possible, I mean once in your miserable lives to post something positive to one of my posts ( or not insulting )because the obligatory put downs are getting a little tiresome now.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Chappers, Piers

Is it ever possible, I mean once in your miserable lives to post something positive to one of my posts ( or not insulting )because the obligatory put downs are getting a little tiresome now.

Nope.

Hope that has cleared that up, Garth.