Trick or Treaters

[Eggmundo]

Thats just a red rag to a bull!!

yoo might as well put a sign up saying "EGG MY HOUSE!!"

That would be plain incitement?
Are you mad?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

We have 2 cartons of rotten eggs by our window - the eggers become the eggeed

 

[Eggmundo]

We have 2 cartons of rotten eggs by our window - the eggers become the eggeed

I like the irony.

 

[Chicken Run]

I have a soft air gun and sniper set up in the opposite house

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i just answer the door and tell em to go up the posh end of town..............by yorkie!!!!!

 

[Race]

If it's kids with parents then i'll give them a few sweets Hoodies are swiftly dispatched.

same here!

Tank is out wearing his skeleton mask and long black coat! Cant see my nipper getting too many treats with him lurking in the background!

 

[zefarelly]

we switch off the lights and retire to the west wing for the evening

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I give them a No 6 each, and a light.


Just give them a few sweets you miserable lot. It is a crap American import - but the kids do enjoy the dressing up.

 

[Race]

I aint sat down for the past hour and I'm running low on sweets, and all the nice ones have gone now! Once the last milky way goes the candle is being blown out in the pumpkin and the door is locked The kids are pretty well behaved round here, they only seem to knock on the doors of houses if they have a pumpkin or something on display which is how it should be.

 

[Del Boy]

[BTank is out wearing his skeleton mask and long black coat! Cant see my nipper getting too many treats with him lurking in the background! [/B]

More than without the mask

 

[cheshunt seagull]

A group of chavs just egged my window!

 

[sully]

Another American import.

BAN IT

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

We've had no-one as of yet

More sweets for me

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

I hired Tony Martin to sit at the top of my stairs.

They only get through the door once - but there's an untidy pile of dead and dying in my porch.

 

[Yorkie]

i just answer the door and tell em to go up the posh end of town..............by yorkie!!!!!

That's why I've had so many

To be fair the kids that have come round this evening have all made the effort with their fancy dress (Mr Popkins it's supposed to be any fancy dress but Britain tends to stick to the witches/evil theme)
I agree it's a silly American thing that has taken off over here since ET but the kids enjoy it.
I've had a bowl of boiled sweets handy for those that called.

Race I am laughing trying to imagine Tank with his mask and long black coat.
Has he terrorised Hiney yet? Is Mrs Hiney in?

 

[BUTTERBALL]

None as yet - have to go to the co-op later to get some more sweets as i've eaten them all!

 

[Drumstick]

I live up the top of the steep hill, then if they can be arsed to climb it they have a barking dog to contend with then if they get past that my dad lol then after all that they get a mini mars

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Just got my house egged by some twats, we aint had any trick or treaters yet.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Sorry Kev.


I won't do it again.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Nope.

Hope that has cleared that up, Garth.

Is that brighton boy garth?