Uncle Spielberg said:
ChapmansThe Saviour said:Nobody above you there Garth. This means you, not us, are the stupid one.
Uncle Buck said:But he has a nice soppy mutt.
Starry said:We live in the middle of nowhere so get none, but my kids are dressing up and going out with my husbands round my parents way.
Starry Junior is spiderman, Starry Mini is cinderella and Baby Starry is an Alley Cat.
Why not just give them a treat? Or not answer your door.
ChapmansThe Saviour said:I didn't think he was seeing anyone, presently?
Mr Popkins said:
for christs sake, trick or treat is nothing more than Begging , another stupid American idea we seem to have embraced!!!
Grendel said:Beggars tend not to vandalise my property if I don't give them money.
Uncle Buck said:Either a gun or I can hire either Kinky or Fumble to you...
Grendel said:But what if I don't give them money?
Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame) said:You could get the large swan (the one that is upstairs banging your wife) to break their arms.
Eggmundo said:If they bother you that much, go out.
Or put a sign up.
NO TRICK OR TREATERS THANKYOU
ChapmansThe Saviour said:I've got a sign that says 'Ring my bell and I'll f***ing rape you'.