The Apprentice (series 11) - official thread

[Pavilionaire]

For all the frustrations I have with the show at the tail-end of the series when business plans turn out to be non-starters it is worth it for the sort of quality viewing we got last night.

Elle was one of the worst PMs of all time. Fired without even being given the opportunity to nominate two teammates to accompany her - surely a first?

It's difficult to see who might win this series as they've all got weaknesses but from now on I'll be following Joseph. Clearly Man of The Match last night his skill set is pretty good. He hasn't got the polish of other contestants but Sugar likes a rough diamond and it'll be interesting to see how far he can go.

That Selina is quite full of herself. A damn good ragging in the bedroom would sort that out.

 

[Billy the Fish]

A couple of extra points. 1) I like Vana's mouth 2) I can't believe Brett is only 28, I thought he was about 40.

Top 3 for me so far are: Richard, Gary and Vana.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Also there have been claims that as part of the events business she runs, she was an exotic dancer;

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/apprentice-star-selina-fears-could-6648201

All been denied, but there have been a few articles about her in the gutter press since the series started.

 

[Simster]

That Selina is quite full of herself. A damn good ragging in the bedroom would sort that out.

A TRIFLE unfortunate after [MENTION=238]Uncle Buck[/MENTION]'s link. You clearly haven't read it!

 

[Easy 10]

My current gripe is the 'Thankyou for the opportunity' gubbins

For one thing, it's hardly an opportunity if you have been scraping up chewing gum discarded from some fat cockneys gob after pie and chips, painting a sign by mistake or putting up a shelf badly - I'm sure I could get a job washing windows today if I really wanted to. Secondly, everyone now says it. I'd love someone to give it the 'I didn't want your shite job anyway beardy and as for you Brady, I'm not being lectured by someone who works for a porn king at the hammers' just to be different.

I think I would actually pay good money to see that.

 

[Wozza]

I started this thread... and haven't been watching the show. Oops.

 

[symyjym]

A couple of extra points. 1) I like Vana's mouth 2) I can't believe Brett is only 28, I thought he was about 40.

Top 3 for me so far are: Richard, Gary and Vana.

Vana is quite odd looking. Sometimes she looks alright, then other times she looks like something from the Mad comics;

 

[symyjym]

I just read that since arriving in the UK as an Albanian refugee, he has been the main bread-winner for a family of seven since he was 18, and still has the desire to be a success. I guess that's what impressed Sralun.

He's only 23. Anyone would think he had been sent out cleaning chimneys to support his family since out of nappies.

 

[Pavilionaire]

A TRIFLE unfortunate after [MENTION=238]Uncle Buck[/MENTION]'s link. You clearly haven't read it!

Two thoughts:

1. I'm fired.
2. Will she never learn?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Considering some of the dross that went out yesterday, some of the early casualties can consider themselves very unfortunate in this series, even the mad bird in the pink suit. It is a bit of a lottery who goes in wks 1 and 2.

Elle had clearly had enough, didn't even defend herself, praised everyone else, might as well have been holding the gun to her own head and wasn't in the least bit upset.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Richard has the disadvantage of being a lookalike for Anders Behring Breivik

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

When April was shown in last nights episode it was like she hadn't been on screen previously, I had no idea who she was despite the fact she was apparently PM for the first task, totally anonymous. Elle was gone from the moment she missed the flyer deadline.

Total lack of totty this year, the only passable one was Jenny and they binned her early.

I'd much rather see one of them kick off when fired, throw a chair through the stupid glass set and call Sugar a wanker, before storming out telling him he can shove his job up his Amstrad.

 

[Billy the Fish]

A couple of extra points. 1) I like Vana's mouth 2) I can't believe Brett is only 28, I thought he was about 40.

Top 3 for me so far are: Richard, Gary and Vana.

Sh*t, I got Scott and Gary mixed up. What I meant to say was: Richard, Scott, Vana

 

[LamieRobertson]

Best thing about last night was K Brady talking about screwing a nail

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

Best thing about last night was K Brady talking about screwing a nail

I wasn't aware that "nail" was the nickname for both Gold and Sullivan.

 

[Triggaaar]

The lack of talent is EXACTLY what makes this show entertaining, I thought last nights show was hilarious. The pleasure is in watching these clueless delusional muppets floundering around miles outside their comfort zones whilst desperately trying to maintain the impression that they know exactly what they're doing.

I don't tune in to see talent, that's for sure. Now that WOULD be dull.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ss-59fi4nM

EDIT - just checked the thread to see if the vid had already been posted - it had. But perhaps you missed it. It explains everything.

I agree with you Hans Kraay Fan Club it is great entertainment unless you are a bit dim and therefore take it all too seriously.

So you're one of the ones who flatter yourself you're watching with a sense of irony and haven't been taken in.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Still the best bit of the season so far:

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Not sure about Dulwich Hamlet paying £400 for something a normal non league club would get one of the volunteers to do with a mop n bucket

 

[WhingForPresident]

Tonight is potential gold with this bunch of fools planning children's parties.

Selina has been on borrowed time since week one, it'll take a pretty catastrophic **** up from someone else for her to stay in if she's on the losing team again.

 

[TomandJerry]

Tonight is potential gold with this bunch of fools planning children's parties.

Selina has been on borrowed time since week one, it'll take a pretty catastrophic **** up from someone else for her to stay in if she's on the losing team again.

Can't wait for this !