New member.

[Buzzer]

All at the same time?

Ranting tends to put me off my stroke whereas cracking one off to milfs relaxes me enough not to feel the urge to rant.

So...no. I tend to keep them apart. A bit like my persona on here and any ladies that I tend to meet in real life.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

So...no. I tend to keep them apart. A bit like my persona on here and any ladies that I tend to meet in real life.

You don't meet ladies in real life......you're an accountant.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

OOh, is it time for the hilarious DOUBLE ENTRY pun again, already?

 

[Nibble]

Hello MOG. Welcome aboard.

 

[Les Biehn]

Yeah, yeah whatever. Let's get to the important info, what do you think of Forrest Gump?

 

[Trufflehound]

And how are you with fish puns?

a) Cod awful
b) Brill
c) This question is a red herring, I'd prefer to skate around the issue

 

[Everest]

but you have to admit that the Goldstone was in....







Hove,






not in Brighton

Yes








I








know.

But NMH did say the INCEPTION, which was Brighton.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Besides which, before the Goldstone, the club played at Surrenden Field, in BRIGHTON.

 

[dannyboy]

hello mr mong

if your pc goes tits up for god sake try turning it off and on before you come on here for advice

 

[dannyboy]

oh and whatever you do dont post things that have already been posted
otherwise you will be f............ ed

or gosbts
or kanchelskis
or big bang etc

 

[Trufflehound]

Can you recite the "handjob gag" using at least three new and exciting foodstuffs, but perhaps leaving out the Parma Ham as it's a bit rank now?

 

[The Wookiee]

Hello you maniacs, newbie here. Thought i'd give you a chance to get the insults out of the way early. OK, fire away.

 

[Seagullible]

welcome, though we need to ensure you can post images so pleas eadd a nice pic of Jessica Alba in the nuddy

 

[Everest]

And do you know when it's Groundhog Day? (this Saturday by the way)

Do you think Packham was MOM?

What do you think of Roxanne?

 

[Storer68]

The other rule is that you are required to supply us all with unlikely stories about goings on at the club, based upon conversations you have had with "people in the know".

I was talking to Gary Hart on the phone earlier and he said ....




[That sort of thing]

Hallo, Gary Hart here, i play football for the Albion..............

 

[The Large One]

I think we've frightened him/her/it off already.

 

[The Oldman]

You must also be kind to old people like Ben's Grandad and me. We are always right even when we are wrong as we have lived hundreds of years and know it all.

PS Ben's Grandad knows everything about goalkeeping so don't go there.
I like sunny days at the County Ground watching the failure that is Sussex CCC sp please do not interrupt my sleep on those days but a pint of Harveys will do nicely

PPS It's all McGhee's fault (football) or Gus Mackay (cricket)

PPPS Welcome young 'un. Good to have you on board.

 

[csider]

Watch your spelling and punctiation, or the Bard will be on to you for no reason at all!

My first post were the words Shaun Ryder. I got grief for not going through a procedure by some twat....who I made look a fool in the end, he was being very anal.

Enjoy.

 

[Nibble]

Ignore any thread or post by Bars Mars or Mr.Sheen. They are a pair of wind up, no-life, twats.

 

[Buzzer]

You don't meet ladies in real life......you're an accountant.

cheeky!

OOh, is it time for the hilarious DOUBLE ENTRY pun again, already?

Yep!