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Anyone still use them on their bed or has everyone gone all continental la-di-da?

Just wondering if inhaling your own flatulence on a regular basis can do you harm. All those handfuls of lovely aromatic gases. :moo:

we are going up the Arse.

I'll start. Automatic hand-dryers in toilets = NMH Nothing but hot air when you push their buttons. :yahoo:\ (No offence intended! Just for laffs)

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Zoe Ball has been involved in a car accident near to her home. The presenter suffered cuts and bruises in the accident in Hove. It is understood her car was hit by another vehicle while she was filming with the RNLI. Her husband Norman Cook, aka musician Fatboy Slim, confirmed the accident...

How exactly does he support the club?

Lee Bollinger, president of Columbia University in New York, has just launched an incredible tongue lashing of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and he did it right to his face. Usually those addressing presidents of other countries seem to feel obliged to observe diplomatic niceties but...

Not real sport but: Floyd Landis lost his expensive and explosive doping case Thursday when the arbitrators upheld the results of a test that showed the 2006 Tour de France champion used synthetic testosterone to fuel his spectacular comeback victory, The Associated Press has learned. The...

The predictable "Does this make by bum look big?" is barred from entry.

Probably stolen by this double nosed schweinhund. Explorer Colonel John Blashford-Snell has had close encounters with vampire bats and angry bees, but his latest brush has been with a rather odd dog. He spotted a rare breed of Double-Nosed Andean tiger hound, which has two noses, on a recent...

Report of a car on fire crashing into terminal at Glasgow airport.

SAN MARCOS, Texas (AP) - Texas State University's plan to build the largest "body farm" of cadavers in the United States is now on hold due to concerns that buzzards could endanger nearby planes. The university has scrapped its proposed site and began scouting a new location for what would be...

At 76 apparently.

Barry Nelson, who first played James Bond on screen (a 1954 TV adaptation of Casino Royale, I think) has died. They tried to wake him but he was shaken and not stirred.

Looking through the results, I see MK Dons lost 2-1 at Shrewsbury. They had EIGHT players booked and a ninth got a straight red. Only the goalie and Neon Light escaped below the referee's radar. Is this a record?

Beijing's penis emporium By Andrew Harding BBC News, Beijing There are many thousands of Chinese restaurants around in the UK and everyone has their favourite dish, but only in China itself do chefs specialise in a range of slightly more unusual delicacies. The dish in front of me is...

Committing more than $3billion over 10 years to fight global warming.

...on the radio after the phone-in? Reminds me of an English version of Eoin McLove.

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