Palace on Talksport - nominated most cringeworthy club
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TheMajor
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FinchleyEagle
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- Nov 19, 2012
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Due to the strength of your opinion and the well constructed argument / stating opinion as fact, I have reconsidered this. On Saturday I was a bit tired of it by the 4th goal. It would have been the 3rd actually but the sheer golden eagle bird of prey like magnificence of Glenn Murrays strike meant it wasn't.
Maybe it's because of the last couple of years where scoring goals was rarer than rocking horse shit that I now can't celebrate enough. It's good enough for Inter Milan and Bayern Munich so I can live with it.
Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
- Feb 16, 2009
- 18,855
Who?
Now be nice, we're all English here and we have a really difficult time distinguishing between Milan and Internazionale.
The Large One
Who's Next?
The principle of goal music being shit isn't an opinion - it is a fact.
Similarly, if you think you're going to get a rise out of me over the fact that Glenn Murray scored, you won't. That's the problem of imbeciles on here - and Palace fans. The two are much the same.
I would say 'nice try', but really it wasn't.
I know of no such club.
HawkTheSeagull
New member
The difference is that those teams do it well and not in a tinpot way - looks impressive too when foreign clubs do it.
Each club to their own, we have too much class to lower ourselves to goal music and shouting the scorers name (you can have that NSCQuotes).
Would be hard shouting a scorers name anyway what with our squad, some fans still can't actually pronounce Vicente properly !!!
MattBackHome
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 11,749
"The goalscorer... Number 17... Glenn Murray!...... Gleeenn?"
It's the intonation of that first name as it's read out that is funny. A really weird way of saying it.
It almost sounds like a question, but not quite. It's almost a plaintive plea to finish the name, but again not quite. It's almost like a childrens' rhyme (think "round and round the garden" etc...) where you build up to some tickling frenzy to please your toddler. But again not quite.
I think I might I hate it so much that I like it.
It's the intonation of that first name as it's read out that is funny. A really weird way of saying it.
It almost sounds like a question, but not quite. It's almost a plaintive plea to finish the name, but again not quite. It's almost like a childrens' rhyme (think "round and round the garden" etc...) where you build up to some tickling frenzy to please your toddler. But again not quite.
I think I might I hate it so much that I like it.
Bwian
Kiss my (_!_)
- Jul 14, 2003
- 15,898
Drums and bands should be banished forever from English football. All clubs that allow drum(s) or shitty f***ing brass band rejects into their stadia should have a 10 point deduction. To be fair, it is mainly clubs North of Watford Gap that are guilty but regardless, it is so f***ing annoying and tinpot. If I had a season ticket and some fat twat (usually the case) with his shirt off started banging a drum behind me I think I'd have to go and put my foot through the frigging thing.
As for that England 'band'. They all need throwing in the Don River with their trombones, trumpets and drums shoved up their backsides.
Goal music? Takes all of the spontaneity out of the game. "We've scored-hurry up with Tom Hark so we can enjoy the moment". FFS!
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Drums and bands should be banished forever from English football. All clubs that allow drum(s) or shitty f***ing brass band rejects into their stadia should have a 10 point deduction. To be fair, it is mainly clubs North of Watford Gap that are guilty but regardless, it is so f***ing annoying and tinpot. If I had a season ticket and some fat twat (usually the case) with his shirt off started banging a drum behind me I think I'd have to go and put my foot through the frigging thing.
As for that England 'band'. They all need throwing in the Don River with their trombones, trumpets and drums shoved up their backsides.
Goal music? Takes all of the spontaneity out of the game. "We've scored-hurry up with Tom Hark so we can enjoy the moment". FFS!
elninobonito
Whitehawk Born and Bred
- May 27, 2011
- 652
Quite a few premier league teams have goal music, Norwich and Swansea come to mind.
Look, I dont get goal music, I am not quite sure why teams do this, we, as fans, we can voice our opinion, some clubs like it, and it seems to be very popular in europe.
Forus, no thanks, but it doesnt make a club tin pot for doing it, it seems like it is a modern thing to do. Didnt they do it at the Euros too? Its just a way to generate a reaction from the fans and as other have rightly said, at the moment we dont need to do this.
Look, I dont get goal music, I am not quite sure why teams do this, we, as fans, we can voice our opinion, some clubs like it, and it seems to be very popular in europe.
Forus, no thanks, but it doesnt make a club tin pot for doing it, it seems like it is a modern thing to do. Didnt they do it at the Euros too? Its just a way to generate a reaction from the fans and as other have rightly said, at the moment we dont need to do this.
portslade seagull
Well-known member
They announce the scorers name to cover up the deafening silence because there is no-one in the ground
What is it with this double posting
What is it with this double posting
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seagullsovergrimsby
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dadams2k11
ID10T Error
The Fifth Column
Retired ex-cop
Your opening line is a rip snorter followed closely by the second line which is an undeniable fact set in stone! I particularly like your use of the word 'toxic' to describe Palace, I used to have a female boss who tried to stitch me up and get me the sack (unsuccessfully I add) and I reserve that word for her, the saggy titted buck toothed scabby whore!! The Nigels can keep the cheesy Eagle show before kick-off though as cringeworthy as it is It was rather amusing up there when it got mobbed and dive bombed by dozens of Seagulls - the only f***ing highlight of the day for me. In fact, that's not strictly true as the other highlight was getting to Thornton Heath station having had the displeasure to walk through Thornton Heath, a place solely consisting of menacing looking Kebab shops, shops that sold 16 varieties of Yam and Hairdressers that specialised in extensions for gangsters girlfriends.
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Se20
Banned
- Oct 3, 2012
- 3,981
I don't know why you're all getting uptight about a little bit of music. Durham's the biggest wind up merchant in football, so I wouldn't take any notice of that prat.
I'm not too fussed with it , but our support are split on it, so expect a decision soon on its future. Anyway, you only get to hear it a few times once a year, we normally have it a few times most games !
I'm not too fussed with it , but our support are split on it, so expect a decision soon on its future. Anyway, you only get to hear it a few times once a year, we normally have it a few times most games !
Caveman
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- Jul 14, 2003
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Ha ha thank you so much. So true too.
Se20
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- Oct 3, 2012
- 3,981
Quite an interesting read I thought, with quotes like " the stadium was alive" and " it ended 0-0, but the experience was thrilling".
Maybe he needs to visit the Amex, to get a different perspective on things !
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
How does that work, i actually agree with you, goal music is shit, but that's our opinion, its not fact is it.
seagullsovergrimsby
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The photo at the end of the blog looks like a "stonewall" penalty claim for me
