Palace on Talksport - nominated most cringeworthy club

[Mo Gosfield]

Talking about ' goal music ' is it played at grounds where the celebration is not very loud? I can immediately think of Palace, Ipswich and Wigan. None of those sets of fans have a reputation for overexburance.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

It's only 'over Martin Perry's dead body' that we don't have goal music.

Perry retires in a year or 2. Don't rule it out after that...

No it's not, it's because he's been told that by US, the next guy will be told the same

 

[Easy 10]

It really is the most cringeworthy two-bob bollocks you could ever encounter at a football match. Goal music is an offensive abomination in itself which completely wrecks the euphoria and spontaneity of a goal celebration - Reading, Palace and Naarch being probably the most toxic offenders in the League. But to also couple that with an announcer gurning away over the tannoy like "Kid Jenson" on acid, choreographing the fans to repeat the goalscorers name like a bunch of dribbling lobotomised mongoloids at a Punch & Judy show - wow. Just wow. That just takes it on to a whole different level of stupendously stunning and embarrassing naffness.

The Palace lodgers on here will no doubt try to counter with some crap about fictional songsheets which they allege are handed out at the Amex (never seen, not even once, other than on a PDF which does the rounds on the BBS). And the embarrassing occasion one game early last season, when someone got overexcited with the controls on the new big screens and put words up (which mercifully was rapidly binned after an immediate backlash from the fans).

But the fact is, when it comes to the toe-curling cringe factor, Palace's post-goal bobbins is totally off the scale. Its absolutely unrivalled.

 

[Randsta]

- they've created their own ultras to try to be inter Milan

No it's to be like the Vox....

 

[Mellotron]

Bizarre lack of Palace fans in this Palace-themed thread. Wonder why...?

 

[gazingdown]

If they ever try goal music at the Amex, we should all boo and chant "music off" straight away. I personally think it's the most unclassy thing any club can do. As said above, it is really cringeworthy when you hear it at grounds/on MOTD etc.

 

[leigull]

I would genuinely think up getting up and leaving if we did bring goal music in, I mean what's the point of being there, if I didn't actually want us to score?

 

[Hillian1]

It really is the most cringeworthy two-bob bollocks you could ever encounter at a football match. Goal music is an offensive abomination in itself which completely wrecks the euphoria and spontaneity of a goal celebration - Reading, Palace and Naarch being probably the most toxic offenders in the League. But to also couple that with an announcer gurning away over the tannoy like "Kid Jenson" on acid, choreographing the fans to repeat the goalscorers name like a bunch of dribbling lobotomised mongoloids at a Punch & Judy show - wow. Just wow. That just takes it on to a whole different level of stupendously stunning and embarrassing naffness.

The Palace lodgers on here will no doubt try to counter with some crap about fictional songsheets which they allege are handed out at the Amex (never seen, not even once, other than on a PDF which does the rounds on the BBS). And the embarrassing occasion one game early last season, when someone got overexcited with the controls on the new big screens and put words up (which mercifully was rapidly binned after an immediate backlash from the fans).

But the fact is, when it comes to the toe-curling cringe factor, Palace's post-goal bobbins is totally off the scale. Its absolutely unrivalled.

You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

 

[The Large One]

It's only 'over Martin Perry's dead body' that we don't have goal music.

Perry retires in a year or 2. Don't rule it out after that...

Would that include the man who took Martin Perry's role last summer?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Bizarre lack of Palace fans in this Palace-themed thread. Wonder why...?

Maybe it's all being quoted for them on twitter 'NSCQUOTES'

 

[Easy 10]

You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I bet someone tries to introduce it at the Amex at some point.

My money is on that cheesey pillock who does the announcements before kick off/half time. It's already bad enough when he reads the players names and there's a drum-roll and symbol

I've extended my pre-match drinking because of that

 

[The Large One]

I bet someone tries to introduce it at the Amex at some point.

My money is on that cheesey pillock who does the announcements before kick off/half time. It's already bad enough when he reads the players names and there's a drum-roll and symbol

I've extended my pre-match drinking because of that

WTF?

 

[Brovion]

...
I now plead with all BHA fans to adopt this moniker forthwith. Dispense with Palace or Palarse and forevermore refer to our friends up the road as........
" THE STRIPEY NIGELS "

It shows the difference between Millwall and Brighton though. Millwall call them the 'Nigels' because to a load of tough South Londoners Palace fans all appear as geeky twats from commuter-belt Surrey. However because nice, well-mannered Brighton fans come from leafy Sussex and twee towns like Lewes and Eastbourne we see them a slum-dwelling, caravan-inhabiting pikeys. So what are they? Nigels or pikey scum?

 

[Curious Orange]

Would that include the man who took Martin Perry's role last summer?

I don't think its the CEO's opinion counts when their boss is reportedly not a fan of goal music either!

 

[browneggsandham]

One of best, and most brilliantly worded posts I have had the pleasure of reading on here.

 

[The Large One]

It really is the most cringeworthy two-bob bollocks you could ever encounter at a football match. Goal music is an offensive abomination in itself which completely wrecks the euphoria and spontaneity of a goal celebration - Reading, Palace and Naarch being probably the most toxic offenders in the League. But to also couple that with an announcer gurning away over the tannoy like "Kid Jenson" on acid, choreographing the fans to repeat the goalscorers name like a bunch of dribbling lobotomised mongoloids at a Punch & Judy show - wow. Just wow. That just takes it on to a whole different level of stupendously stunning and embarrassing naffness.

The Palace lodgers on here will no doubt try to counter with some crap about fictional songsheets which they allege are handed out at the Amex (never seen, not even once, other than on a PDF which does the rounds on the BBS). And the embarrassing occasion one game early last season, when someone got overexcited with the controls on the new big screens and put words up (which mercifully was rapidly binned after an immediate backlash from the fans).

But the fact is, when it comes to the toe-curling cringe factor, Palace's post-goal bobbins is totally off the scale. Its absolutely unrivalled.

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[MattBackHome]

Durham IS a tool of the highest echelon.

But goal music is awful.

Worse still is "Peter Ramage!... Peter?" "RAMAGE!"

 

[terryberry1]

Durham IS a tool of the highest echelon.

But goal music is awful.

Worse still is "Peter Ramage!... Peter?" "RAMAGE!"

Who?

 

[Dougie]

Bizarre lack of Palace fans in this Palace-themed thread. Wonder why...?

It gives you all an excuse to have a go for once fill yer boots . Tbh i don't take a lot of notice of it , the goal Scoreres name bit I quite like but the music I don't really notice at all . You lot probably notice it more than us it doesn't bother me what other clubs think and especially Durham . It does get a bit boring when you hear it 3 or 4 times though .