The Embarrassments of Crystal Palace FC

[Working class pride]

How about
1. Team of the 80's boast before getting relegated
2. After getting relegated to the second tier, playing to 4000/5000 crowds in the 80s
3. In the late 80s and 90s playing long ball football when at the same time copying Barca's kit
4. Writing Virgin all over Barca's kit
5. Unlike us never winning a major trophy
6. Reaching the FA Cup final.. but only years after we had got there, and when they did spend two games hoofing the ball in the air.
7. Having a "demonstration" in the City only to be laughed out of town - not exactly Albion v York was it lads?
8. Failing to sell out Selhurst for games against us their main rival, or Millwall or West Ham.
9. Being proud of an academy which has a major boast of producing a player that sits on the bench at Wigan
10. Having a nickname of "The double glazier salesman".. sorry The Glaziers, then going all American and calling themselves Eagles for no apparent reason.
11. Appointing Mullery as manager, a bloke who had told them they were not worth £5.
12. OOOH AAAH Eric Cantona
13. Having a drum to try and generate an atmosphere
14 Playing goal music
15... The list is endless

 

[Hatman1234]

Palace got 4 points from Brighton and Millwall this season and are below both in the table, that's pretty embarrassing. Less embarrassing being below Brighton; that was always going to happen. But Millwall. Next season I can add Charlton to the list of 23 teams that finish above Palace.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

How about
1. Team of the 80's boast before getting relegated
2. After getting relegated to the second tier, playing to 4000/5000 crowds in the 80s
3. In the late 80s and 90s playing long ball football when at the same time copying Barca's kit
4. Writing Virgin all over Barca's kit
5. Unlike us never winning a major trophy
6. Reaching the FA Cup final.. but only years after we had got there, and when they did spend two games hoofing the ball in the air.
7. Having a "demonstration" in the City only to be laughed out of town - not exactly Albion v York was it lads?
8. Failing to sell out Selhurst for games against us their main rival, or Millwall or West Ham.
9. Being proud of an academy which has a major boast of producing a player that sits on the bench at Wigan
10. Having a nickname of "The double glazier salesman".. sorry The Glaziers, then going all American and calling themselves Eagles for no apparent reason.
11. Appointing Mullery as manager, a bloke who had told them they were not worth £5.
12. OOOH AAAH Eric Cantona
13. Having a drum to try and generate an atmosphere
14 Playing goal music
15... The list is endless

15. their most famous fan made a living from shoving his hand up a teddy bear's arse

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Dont think we voted against it , from memory it was reading , southampton and leicester .

Only part of that post was accurate , Palace cannot have broken even or made a profit this season , they are the Pompey of South London.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

for 10 minutes.

To be fair it was 15 minutes

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

To be fair it was 15 minutes

Why be fair ? They didn't notice.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Get a life. This is infant school stuff.

And here's the 8th Palace troll in this thread. We need just one more and that's more Palace fans giving it the Billy Big Bollocks over the internet on a rival's messageboard than Palace fans who could be bothered to turn up for a real life fan's forum. f***ing sad, sad muppets.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

And here's the 8th Palace troll in this thread. We need just one more and that's more Palace fans giving it the Billy Big Bollocks over the internet on a rival's messageboard than Palace fans who could be bothered to turn up for a real life fan's forum. f***ing sad, sad muppets.

This!

 

[making plans for nigel]

Just to even things up a little,
The Embarrassments of BHAFC

1- Change their nickname from the Dolphins to the Seagulls because we changed to the Eagles.
2- Claiming that most of the new fans are people who couldn't get in at the Withdean( when hardly selling out)
3- Smith at Wembley.
4-Losing the Div2 championship to us when celebration over the atlantic.
5- Mullery.
6-Missing all them penalties against you ( thanks Kelvin) and it didn't matter !!
7-Wiping out all previous history, apart from this season.
8- Jimmy Melia and those stupid white shoes
9-9800 days since you last finished above us.
10- Main focal point in your town is our pier.
11-Clapping Gerrard as he warmed up.
12-Running up a £6 million debt in league 3.
13-Pies are the way forward.
14-Giving it the biggun in the build up to our first meeting at the Amex.
15-Sir Steve masterminding our 5-0 stroll at Selhurst.
16-Zamora hitting row z in said match.
17-Thinking Tony Bloom will not take a penny back.
18-Only 2000 tonight at the Amex.
19- CMS, Scotlands Lionel Messi !!!!.
20- Planning your play off celebration at Oakwell.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

..dull f***ing list that must have taken hours to think of and write, sad no-life c*nt...

 

[AMEXican Wave]

Just to even things up a little,
The Embarrassments of BHAFC

1- Change their nickname from the Dolphins to the Seagulls because we changed to the Eagles. Slightly embarrassing.
2- Claiming that most of the new fans are people who couldn't get in at the Withdean( when hardly selling out). No it was mainly people who didn't want to go to Withdean ( understandable in my opinion )
3- Smith at Wembley. Unfortunate, not embarrassing.
4-Losing the Div2 championship to us when celebration over the atlantic. Not sure.
5- Mullery. Not really.
6-Missing all them penalties against you ( thanks Kelvin) and it didn't matter !! See 3.
7-Wiping out all previous history, apart from this season. 36-33 I believe.
8- Jimmy Melia and those stupid white shoes. Yes, they were.
9-9800 days since you last finished above us. Not embarrassing - the fault of Archer and Bellotti.
10- Main focal point in your town is our pier. No, it's the Pavillion.
11-Clapping Gerrard as he warmed up. Agree with you.
12-Running up a £6 million debt in league 3. See 9.
13-Pies are the way forward. Arn't they?
14-Giving it the biggun in the build up to our first meeting at the Amex. And you'll get it again next year.
15-Sir Steve masterminding our 5-0 stroll at Selhurst. Yes, incredibly embarrassing.
16-Zamora hitting row z in said match. Not even Bobby is perfect.
17-Thinking Tony Bloom will not take a penny back. Not embarrassing at all. Tony has us in his heart.
18-Only 2000 tonight at the Amex. It's England schoolboys FFS.
19- CMS, Scotlands Lionel Messi !!!!. Decent player.
20- Planning your play off celebration at Oakwell. Probably.

 

[making plans for nigel]

21- Having NOBO across your shirt.
22-Saying Lua Lua was gonna get us, but the old bill got him instead.
23-Copying our " we love you " song, sussex by the sea,sea,sea WTF
24-Steve " ninja turtle" Foster.
25- Red and Yellow card record for this season.
26-Thinking CMS was a better player then Glenn.
27- Turning up at Selhurst in a removal lorry, then having to walk home.
28- Breaking the Sussex County 100m dash record at Preston Park back in the day.
29-Thinking Fat Boy Slim ( ex Palace) is a musical genius.
30-Gus spitting his dummy out at Turf Moor

 

[Seagull on the wing]

21-

23-Copying our " we love you " song, sussex by the sea,sea,sea, WTF

'OUR' song?.......oh! you mean the one you STOLE off of St Pauli.........At least we have an original song in Sussex by the Sea...what original song you got?.......'Croydons burning,Croydons burning.......

 

[The Fifth Column]

21- Having NOBO across your shirt.
22-Saying Lua Lua was gonna get us, but the old bill got him instead.
23-Copying our " we love you " song, sussex by the sea,sea,sea WTF
24-Steve " ninja turtle" Foster.
25- Red and Yellow card record for this season.
26-Thinking CMS was a better player then Glenn.
27- Turning up at Selhurst in a removal lorry, then having to walk home.
28- Breaking the Sussex County 100m dash record at Preston Park back in the day.
29-Thinking Fat Boy Slim ( ex Palace) is a musical genius.
30-Gus spitting his dummy out at Turf Moor

Can almost hear the crackling static from your shellsuit as you furiously type away at your keyboard chuckling away to yourself as you think how clever you are, I realise now why you love coming on to NSC it's because it feels like Selhurst Park to you I.e there's not many of you here.

 

[Captain Sensible]

21- Having NOBO across your shirt.
22-Saying Lua Lua was gonna get us, but the old bill got him instead.
23-Copying our " we love you " song, sussex by the sea,sea,sea WTF
24-Steve " ninja turtle" Foster.
25- Red and Yellow card record for this season.
26-Thinking CMS was a better player then Glenn.
27- Turning up at Selhurst in a removal lorry, then having to walk home.
28- Breaking the Sussex County 100m dash record at Preston Park back in the day.
29-Thinking Fat Boy Slim ( ex Palace) is a musical genius.
30-Gus spitting his dummy out at Turf Moor

21. You have Cac
22. He'll still get you
23. It's not yours and our version is better
24. Fozzie is god! What is Thomas Brolin?
25. Committed team
26. Murray is lazy, CMS is better
27. At least we don't live in a van
28. You lot ran faster than that at Brighton station
29. You are running out now aren't you?
30. Our manager is a flamboyant genius, not a dour joke.. Er I mean jock.

One word mate:
GROUPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheMajor]

Just to even things up a little,
The Embarrassments of BHAFC

1- Change their nickname from the Dolphins to the Seagulls because we changed to the Eagles. 13,167 vs Burnley
2- Claiming that most of the new fans are people who couldn't get in at the Withdean( when hardly selling out)12,330 vs Coventry
3- Smith at Wembley.8,901 vs Crawley
4-Losing the Div2 championship to us when celebration over the atlantic.14,766 vs Blackpool
5- Mullery.7,649 vs Wigan
6-Missing all them penalties against you ( thanks Kelvin) and it didn't matter !! 5,448 vs Middlesboro
7-Wiping out all previous history, apart from this season.11,869 vs Bristol City
8- Jimmy Melia and those stupid white shoes 11,865 vs Southampton
9-9800 days since you last finished above us. 12,993 vs Pompey
10- Main focal point in your town is our pier. 15,550 vs Millwall "the big derby part 1"
11-Clapping Gerrard as he warmed up. 14,338 vs Derby
12-Running up a £6 million debt in league 3. 12,057 vs Brum
13-Pies are the way forward. 14,468 vs Leicester
14-Giving it the biggun in the build up to our first meeting at the Amex. 17,271 vs Brighton "the big derby part 2"
15-Sir Steve masterminding our 5-0 stroll at Selhurst. 13,324 vs Watford
16-Zamora hitting row z in said match. 13,324 vs Hull
17-Thinking Tony Bloom will not take a penny back. 11,853 vs Barnsley
18-Only 2000 tonight at the Amex. 13,401 vs Donny
19- CMS, Scotlands Lionel Messi !!!!. 14,928 vs Forest
20- Planning your play off celebration at Oakwell. 228 Palace at Oakwell

All home figures for Palace INFLATED by counting non attending season ticket holders as present.

 

[bomber130]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

In this day and age shouldn't it be Let he who is without sin cast the first club hammer.

 

[making plans for nigel]

All home figures for Palace INFLATED by counting non attending season ticket holders as present.

The major in Palace attendance shocker,who'd of guessed !

 

[Hillian1]

St John Ambulance.
HMRC.
Tango Man.
Groupon
Kids for free
Bring a mate for a tenner
Please bring a mate for a tenner
Oh go on it's only a tenner
Please?
Pretty please?
The Selhurst 8
Orange sluts.

 

[Brixtaan]

A bit weak there mpfn but fair play, keep at it. It's great that you can spout spurious drivel on this board without fear of a ban isn't it? Brighton is the land of free speech,milk and honey. You know you know you want to sign up.