I'm going to throw my own name in to the pile. My credentials you ask? Well, in manager mode on Fifa 13 I won automatic promotion in my first season in charge of Brighton. Admittedly I did change some player stats to make us a bit more competitive but if I can whack Ashley Barnes finishing up to 90 I'm sure I can work wonders with him. After my first year in charge of Brighton I resigned my post because Plymouth Argyle were crying out for a new boss after finishing 15th in L2 so I moved on from the Seagulls to help a team close to my heart after visiting Plymouth this one time. I managed to get them from L2 to the champions league in successive seasons in charge before returning to the Albion when Fifa 14 was released. I have since managed at an international level and recently lead New Zealand to a 4-0 victory over Ireland.
So there you have it. I look forward to hearing that I'll soon be appointed the new boss to turn around our terrible season.