[Misc] Your Corona bucket list ?

[GT49er]

If someone asked a Dolphin what's on your bucket list? I'm sure the answer wouldn't be swimming with humans.

More likely the answer would be, "What's a bucket?"

 

[BN9 BHA]

More likely the answer would be, "What's a bucket?"

I would definitely be impressed if I met a talking Dolphin though.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

In simple terms you supported a post against animal cruelty that proposed inflicting animal cruelty on the perpetrator.

I find that utterly wrong, I guess you don’t.

Anyone that would happily take to someone ‘with a potato peeler, rub them in salt and eventually bury them alive‘ needs locking up, not praising.

Actually I sort of do. An eye for an eye for me and want the suffering humans to give to animals to be equal. So if some bloke in china decides to blowtorch a dog alive in a meat festival, yes fck them hope they die the same way. If you inflict that horror on an animal you deserve the back 10 fold

 

[hitony]

Hows your leg

It is still there.......though........ getting smaller and weaker.......Old age I guess?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Be an extra in Shaven Grannies 63 and, just like Liam Neeson, kill any black man (preferably Andi Peters).

 

[vagabond]

I actually have a bucket list that I value a lot but if I had to pick one it would either be

137. Cuddle with a seal
180. Sit in a comfy chair eating crispbread with thinly sliced cheese and thinly sliced cucumber pieces while watching a girl touch herself in my bed

Its a tough, tough call.

Ok...


At least you didn’t conflate the two.

 

[Questions]

I would like to have a 1 on 1 chat with Steven Spielberg and tell him how much his films have lifted and inspired me

I know he would also love that US....

 

[Questions]

1. See Scotland win the World Cup
*edit*
1. See Scotland qualify for the World Cup

2. Go youth hostelling with Chris Eubank

Youth hosteling you say ? .....

 

[AmexRuislip]

Hows your leg

It is still there.......though........ getting smaller and weaker.......Old age I guess?

Glad to see the SOH hasn't changed
Hope things improve

 

[Questions]

My wife and grandchild are both poorly in hospital..... I just want to see them both back fit and healthy in the near future..... nothing else.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Ok...


At least you didn’t conflate the two.

Surely everyone has done #180?


Oh, no sorry. It was a bacon sandwich and a can of lager not the crispbread....

 

[nwgull]

If we are all going to die from this what would be your two bucket list things to do before you go ? For me Gorilla's in the wild or swimming with Dolphins.

We’re not all going to die from this. Most of us will have a bit of a sore throat and a cough for 4-5 days.

But anal with Kylie.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I would definitely be impressed if I met a talking Dolphin though.

You've clearly never watched Flipper

 

[Caveman]

We’re not all going to die from this. Most of us will have a bit of a sore throat and a cough for 4-5 days.

But anal with Kylie.

Giving or receiving?

 

[nwgull]

Giving or receiving?

Giving was my initial thought, but it’d be selfish to not try a bit of pegging if a bit the role reversal tickled her fancy.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Haven't we done enough damage to the animal kingdom without hunting them down and hugging or gawping at the poor things, just leave them alone!

 

[JJ McClure]

Haven't we done enough damage to the animal kingdom without hunting them down and hugging or gawping at the poor things, just leave them alone!

Are we still talking about Kylie?

 

[maltaseagull]

Go to Glastonbury.

Go to Lords for a test match.

Visit Japan.

1. Cancelled due to virus

2. As above

3. All travel suspended due to Virus.

Sorry to pee on your fireworks

 

[maltaseagull]

Have done the swimming with Dolphins thing - it was good, but I have replaced it with swimming with Pigs in the Caribbean.

Wow! I think I will add that to my list.
Thanks for sharing.

 

[Baldseagull]

Good for you! I will give the judge a good character reference, come the court case. Animal cruelty disgusts me.

But skinning someone with a potato peeler and burying them alive is ok, as long as they kicked a dog first?