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fat old seagull

New member
Sep 8, 2005
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Rural Ringmer
I'm not sure why anyone would even consider shining up a doo doo. But if it was necessary would it be practical to use the wife's clear nail varnish ?
NOTE....... It might be a good idea not to get caught carrying out this procedure. Or there may be more doo doos to shine once you've removed them from the fan :smile:
 


edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
47,222
Has work started on the players lounge yet?

Not sure, but the vice chairman looks pretty pleased with their new Executive Club toilet facilities.

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Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
50,207
Goldstone
A quick search suggests the cladding will be about £200k.

From this:

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...to this... :lol:

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That is truly embarrassing. At least it looks like they're not wasting much money.
 












edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
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Say what you like about Castle Greyskull, but you have to admit, that BAY WINDOWS on a football stadium are a lovely feature.

:lolol:

That odd house bit on the front was always a big favourite of mine.
 


edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
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Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick

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Munkfish

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May 1, 2006
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Could someone put this picture next to a picture of our 'souless bowl/identikit stadium' please.
 






edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
47,222
Thanks for the offer

Lovely. Just like Brentford's stadium, with all the roof adverts for the benefit of Heathrow passengers :thumbsup:

That white crap really does lend itself to messages :)
 






Dick Head

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