When you piss...

[East Staffs Gull]

Anywhere within the outer circumference of the seat.

 

[Simster]

Any shit stains, then the BACK of the bowl

This reminds me of an incident at work 15 years ago when I presume a FAT member of staff had planned on this, with the result that there shit all over the back of the actual toilet seat, rendering trap one out of action all day. It became the talk of the whole firm within an hour.

Bowl, by the way. Water presents potential SPLASHBACK issues.

 

[Badger]

Bowl most of the time, occasionally I venture into the water normally when I'm really busting for a big piss and want to go for the Austin Powers effect.

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

The messiest type of piss is when it's really cold and your cock does that "just a big ball with loads of wrinkly skin on the end". Even if you sit down to do it, the urine goes everywhere.

 

[Simster]

The messiest type of piss is when it's really cold and your cock does that "just a big ball with loads of wrinkly skin on the end". Even if you sit down to do it, the urine goes everywhere.

To confirm, it's actually just you mate.

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

To confirm, it's actually just you mate.

It's always just me, isn't it. What's wrong with me??!

 

[Badger]

Does anyone else sometimes brave pissing with NO HANDS?

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

Does anyone else sometimes brave pissing with NO HANDS?

All the time, if you smelt my cock you'd know why,

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

anyone else sometimes SIT DOWN to wee? just for a little treat

if not, forget all the stigmas, it's f***ing BLISS

 

[BLOCK F]

Bowl;water too noisy!

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

anyone else sometimes SIT DOWN to wee? just for a little treat

if not, forget all the stigmas, it's f***ing BLISS

Do you hover above the seat though when it's a public lavvy?

 

[CHAPPERS]

anyone else sometimes SIT DOWN to wee? just for a little treat

if not, forget all the stigmas, it's f***ing BLISS

At home I'd say I actually sit down for a piss more than stand uppers. In this scenario I aim for as close to the water as possible as there as splashback issues with aiming for the bowl.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I normally aim straight down the middle, but some times I miss and it goes all over her.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

On a stormy day, make sure the window is closed.

As the Romans said ... Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit.

Wise folk these Italians ... Chi contro ventro piscia lava la camicia.

 

[brakespear]

I'm just happy to keep it off the floor

This.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Anyman that sits down to pee deserves to be castrated. God, evolution, whatever gave us men the ability to piss standing up and we should use it!

 

[8ace]

Where is the best place to aim at one of these to minimise SPLASHBACK?

I've never quite worked it out

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

Anyman that sits down to pee deserves to be castrated. God, evolution, whatever gave us men the ability to piss standing up and we should use it!

Well he forgot to give us mutiple orgasm

 

[Kendo3]

We have a fat bloke at work, his stomach hangs over his belt and consiquntly he can't use his hands to hold the old boy. He walks up to the urinals stands as close as he can, starts going with no control of his bill and ends up pissing on the floor on his shoes and subsiquently splashes some poor sod next to him, the best thing is he's oblivious.

Whilst on the Urinal aspect, don't you hate it when gentlemans rules are broken, i.e 3 urinals and 1 chap occupying trap 1, always leave a gap and go to trap 3, don't stand next to him.

 

[8ace]

anyone else sometimes SIT DOWN to wee? just for a little treat

if not, forget all the stigmas, it's f***ing BLISS

As a special treat sometimes I take my sack, in addition to my cock, outside of my trousers to give the boys a bit of fresh air.