When you piss...

[CHAPPERS]

Do you aim for the water or the bowl? My housemate aims for the water and the noise can be heard throughout our yard, it's really off putting. I aim for the bowl and as such my toilet visits are serene as f***.

Anyway, what do you do? Can't be arsed with a poll.

Here's a fun picture to liven this shit thread up from the get go.

 

[Mackenzie]

The bowl, its the polite way.

 

[Biscuit]

The Bowl unless I'm drunk and then it's anyones guess.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Bowl, water's too noisey

 

[Mendoza]

Any shit stains, then the BACK of the bowl

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

The porcelain, although I piss with such ferocity that sometimes it bounces off and hits my hand. Like, ewwwwww!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The Bowl unless I'm drunk and then it's anyones gusset.

You sick man.

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

And BTW because I have such flappy foreskin, sometimes when I piss half my jap's eye is covered - meaning it shoots off to one side and usually ends up on the floor.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Bowl.

 

[Sausage]

Old chap nearly dips in the water anyway.. thus, always able to pee with silent precision and panache.

 

[Everest]

I'm just happy to keep it off the floor

 

[Danny-Boy]

When you piss against a wall, do you aim for the bricks or the mortar....

 

[Giraffe]

Bowl.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

When you piss against a wall, do you aim for the bricks or the mortar....

Mortar every time.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Any shit stains, then the BACK of the bowl

 

[The screamer]

I like to mix it up a little bit and go with half and half

 

[CHAPPERS]

I like to mix it up a little bit and go with half and half

Oh you're one of THEM are you.

 

[Brovion]

I'm a bloke. I stand in the doorway, aim in the general direction of the bowl and hope for the best.

 

[Art Vs Science]

My house - The Bowl

Anyone else's house - The Sink

 

[magoo]

Only exhibitionists go for the water. I also aim for shit stains on the bowl.