What's the bravest thing you've done?

[Tyrone Biggums]

Surely a spade to the back of the neck

That's one of the more common ways. If they spot you sneaking up behind them though they can turn and rush at you with scary speed.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Killed 20+ of these bad boys by various methods.

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Were you stuck on a Mother F***ing plane with them?

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

What is your best method? I have yet to find a foolproof one!

Most enjoyable was going over the top of one on a ride on mower.

Safest way is a 6-7 foot long piece of heavy duty flexible wire with a oval shaped loop tied off at one end. Allows you to break their spine easily and deliver multiple quick blows from a safe distance.

Shotguns also make a good quick kill, close the choke so the spray pattern is tight.

I killed most though with a good heavy bit of a gum tree branch I found. I'd just walk up with and smash their heads in. They can't bite you with a caved in skull.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Were you stuck on a Mother F***ing plane with them?

No, a greyhound boarding kennel for 75% of them!

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Told my wife that she was wrong about something.

That is brave and also very stupid

 

[KZNSeagull]

Most enjoyable was going over the top of one on a ride on mower.

Safest way is a 6-7 foot long piece of heavy duty flexible wire with a oval shaped loop tied off at one end. Allows you to break their spine easily and deliver multiple quick blows from a safe distance.

Shotguns also make a good quick kill, close the choke so the spray pattern is tight.

I killed most though with a good heavy bit of a gum tree branch I found. I'd just walk up with and smash their heads in. They can't bite you with a caved in skull.

Thanks. I will try the wire method. Don't have a gun and don't want one. The ones I have most problem with are Rinkhals, which are related to the Spitting Cobra. Nasty sods - they pretend to be dead, so when something picks them up, they bite 'em. Spade is always good if they are crawling away from you - no good if they are up in spitting position!

 

[Puppet Master]

Became a Catholic choir boy

 

[Leighgull]

Wrestled a hammer wielding drunk to the floor in A&E, grabbed a bloke by the legs and held him up when he was hanging himself in a side room, dressed a copper in a Doctors coat as a disguise and showed him where there was a relative in the department with a gun in his waistband...sat in the triage area alone on a Friday night...I could go on and on.

In my normal life I was in a pub in Havant when we played Portsmouth...me and my mate were playing pool quietly when a minibus full of Mental Pompey sailor ****ers attacked us with pint pots, pool cues and chairs...had to drag my mate across the car park doing battle with the buggers all the way back to his ( company) car...they smashed the windscreen as we wheel spun out of there.

[MENTION=5076]Bevendean Hillbilly[/MENTION] I'd rather kill snakes in Australia than be you any day. Snakes are weedy and haven't got a hammer.

 

[Leighgull]

...or any arms.

 

[Bridcutt]

Stole a birthday card without ANYONE seeing

 

[Durlston]

I'd like to pull an African crocodile's tail when its very hungry in a jungle river. I think croc would find it a hoot and become extremely friendly.

 

[algie]

Stood in the old cold blow lane end with two other Brighton fans. More like stupidest thing i would say.

 

[Questions]

Because they are aggressive so I killed 20 of them .

When I was in Durban a bloody big one came through the patio doors and parked itself behind my mates bar, right in front of the beer fridge. No one could get a Castle.......that was scary.

 

[mistahclarke]

Punched a horse in the face.

no-one is that brave

 

[mistahclarke]

Were you stuck on a Mother F***ing plane with them?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

no-one is that brave

There's a video from the Newcastle "riots" yesterday...

 

[mistahclarke]

There's a video from the Newcastle "riots" yesterday...

I know, I was being ironic. The bloke was being moronic of course.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Told my wife that she was wrong about something.

brave and suicidal

 

[Driver8]

I have just had a 15 minute ice bath, my first. I am supposed to do it again tomorrow so that will be a test of my bravery I can tell you.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I know, I was being ironic. The bloke was being moronic of course.

That's a shame, the video is wonderful first time around. Young Thomas shared it this morning, it's the way the guy squares up to the horse that gets me!