[Film] What is the worst film you have ever seen all the way through?

[Uncle Spielberg]

Depends what type of 60 year old man you are I guess....


Deep you say....

You are digging yourself a hole here Uncle Spielberg...



ou.

Maybe a bit ott but it was a good storyline imo

 

[Is it PotG?]

Love Actually……..absolute tripe

 

[dolphins]

Joker: Folie à Deux.
I watched it last Saturday night on a long-haul flight. Complete and utter nonsense. Such a come-down from the previous Joker film.

Good call. It was terrible!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Waterworld.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

Van Helsing

Filth

 

[herecomesaregular]

My friend loves a musical, so to appease/please her I agreed to sit down and watch Wicked on Amazon, aslong as it was a doubleheader with the original Oliver! as I'd not seen this since a child. Oliver! still fantastic, great songs, fanciable leading lady and man (Reed is an absolute menace, of course). Wicked an absolute borefest with characters with no charisma at all, bland songs and forgettable kitchen-sink dance scenes. I did manage to watch it through with her but never again thanks.

 

[The Clamp]

My friend loves a musical, so to appease/please her I agreed to sit down and watch Wicked on Amazon, aslong as it was a doubleheader with the original Oliver! as I'd not seen this since a child. Oliver! still fantastic, great songs, fanciable leading lady and man (Reed is an absolute menace, of course). Wicked an absolute borefest with characters with no charisma at all, bland songs and forgettable kitchen-sink dance scenes. I did manage to watch it through with her but never again thanks.

The things we do to get laid.

 

[5Ways Gull]

What’s Captain Pirelli’s mandarin?

It's a calendar full of scantily clad small citrus fruits.

 

[Seagull58]

Reading this thread makes me realize why I have been to The Cinema fewer than 20 times in my life.
Probably less times, as well.
An ex GF loved the cinema. Ever film we saw (there were 2, I found I was washing my hair a great deal as the relationship progressed to its inevitable conclusion) had me squirming with boredom, while she giggled and gasped with awe and wonder.
One was Four Lions. I enjoyed bits of it, but I already knew 'Islamic Terrorists' were soppy ****s.
Why one had to be a ginger convert, no idea.
Shame because I love Chris Morris.
Maybe it was the company
Many years earlier I went with another GF to see Raging Bull.
Christ.
It didn't help that the chatter and smoking in the cinema (In Crawley) made it almost impossible to follow the plot.
But it was so f***ing long.
I was expecting to be awarded a lower second in Cinema Studies afterwards just for sitting through it all.

I love De Niro, except for the fockers shit, but I thought Raging Bull was a bit of a turkey despite the fact that he won sn Oscar for it. I can't fathom how he won an Oscar for this but not for Taxi Sriver.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Daredevil

Very Bad Things

Kindergarten Cop

 

[Seagull58]

Drleted

 

[slartibartfast]

Mama Mia is up there as one of them........ what a dreadful waste of a couple of hours....

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Mama Mia is up there as one of them........ what a dreadful waste of a couple of hours....

I'm pretty sure I'd be voting for that if I'd seen it but I've never been able to bring myself to watch it.

Brosnan's acting is bad enough: the thought of him singing makes me want to cringe myself inside out.

 

[raymondo]

I saw its Sussex premiere at the Marina, loved it, Gary Oldman brilliant.

Gary Oldman brilliant in most films he's in IMO

 

[slartibartfast]

Just last week, my wife suggested we go and see a film together at the Depot in Lewes..... it was an Italian thing, called Parthenope.

My god , it was awful.... we walked out after about 25 minutes, and we were not the first. Avoid. Pretentious arty shyte, filled with posers who flick their hair while turning in slow motion in the sun...... It would have been one of the absolute worst , but the thread says "all the way through". So... Mama Mia is still my choice.

 

[raymondo]

I hardly ever go to the cinema now, I can’t stand the noise to the point I’ll be getting irritated about it before we’ve even got there . Talking, rustling of paper (some people seem to take bags of individually wrapped sweets just so they can open them really slowly), chomping, phones beeping……….

Same here, haven't been for years. When the wizards have invented silent sweet bags, silent popcorn and wrappers, and people who don't put their phones on silent are immediately ejected... I MAY venture back!

 

[raymondo]

Drleted

I haven't seen that one. Any stars in it?

 

[Jackthelad]

Goal 3! I know there were some money laundering British films in the early 2000's that film reeks of it. Also Marley & Me just so bad.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Bumped into an ex earlier today.


She reckons "Hard To Be A God"


Which is perfectly understandable.

She did appreciate "Come And See". Which is one of the worst date night films.

 

[Weststander]

Waterworld.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

$175m worth of zzzzzzz.