Unlikely Places to have a poo

[Shy Talk]

I found a poo in my shoe once after hosting a party. Has anyone any more interesting anecdotes on this subject?

 

[seagully]

A uni friend once had a party and found a huge steaming pile of turd in their bath the next morning. Lovely

 

[TheMajor]

A uni friend once had a party and found a huge steaming pile of turd in their bath the next morning. Lovely

That's no way to talk about your Palace flatmate.

 

[wunt be druv]

When I was an apprentice Sparks working on a building site,I remember somebody had left this huge turd on top of an RSJ that was 15ft. up and 4 Inches wide[the RSJ not the turd].It would have been an achievement just to get on the RSJ let alone take a dump on it.Awesome.

 

[SeagullSongs]

A uni friend once had a party and found a huge steaming pile of turd in their bath the next morning. Lovely

It was still steaming in the morning?

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

When I was around 15 my mate unpacked his school backpack in the middle of the classroom to find his homework. As he was rummaging around in his bag, we noticed a rather fragrant smell spread through the classroom. It turns out his little sister had taken a shit in his school bag

 

[JBizzleBeard]

I had one while at a music festival in the West country in the middle of a corn field. It was about the same size as the corn on the cob that were growing and was actually one of my favourite poo's ever.

 

[Dick Head]

It was still steaming in the morning?

You've got your bullshit detector on.

 

[Razi]

A uni friend once had a party and found a huge steaming pile of turd in their bath the next morning. Lovely

It was still steaming in the morning?

You've got your bullshit detector on.

Unlikely. How would they possibly have gotten a bull in their bath? Must've been some party...

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Apparently i "crapped" (i was totally wasted on punch) at a best mate from school's house,who i have known for 25 years and we still laugh about it to this day,anyway i crapped on his kitchen floor.....

at a party,somebody said "their's somebody shitting on your kitchen floor!"

Probably explains why i was stripped naked and dragged outside in the garden at the party......ha bloody madness...

 

[KNC]

After a game at Millwall a couple of seasons ago, this guy was dumping on the way up to the station in 'Cowards Walk'. I'm told he wiped his arse with one if his socks.

 

[Davemania]

I was on the train when i lived in Madrid, passing through one of the southern towns just south of the city, looked out of window to see a bloke squatted down near the tracks, taking a dump in full view of the hundreds of commuters passing by

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

I had a poo on a roundabout along the seafront on the way home from town once.

 

[Maverick]

Once upon a time, it was my last day at work and I left a poo for one my mates in a plastic bag in his locker. It was a bank holiday weekend and when he came back into work the bag had burst from the gases in the turd leaving a bit of a mess and a very unpleasant smell. The thing was the lockers were around the outside edge of the canteen area and made the whole place stink!! Oh and he got a bollocking for it! oh how i laughed

 

[ExmouthExile]

I saw a young female French student dig a hole on Exmouth beach once. She squatted down and took a shit in the hole, and then filled it in. All in full view of hundreds of sunbathers .... charming!

 

[dingodan]

Apparently i "crapped" (i was totally wasted on punch) at a best mate from school's house,who i have known for 25 years and we still laugh about it to this day,anyway i crapped on his kitchen floor.....

at a party,somebody said "their's somebody shitting on your kitchen floor!"

Probably explains why i was stripped naked and dragged outside in the garden at the party......ha bloody madness...

Great story. Good on you for feeling no shame.

He poos where he wants, He poos where he waaaants, GoldWithFlamer, He poos where he wants!

 

[highway61]

on the roof of chemist in perrymount road HH 1970

 

[John Bumlick]

 

[pasty]

Back in my "men behaving badly" type days, a mate had stayed over at my flat after a particularly heavy night, including curry, and as I was occupying the bathroom getting rid of my curry, he was becoming increasingly desperate to do the same. Eventually he could wait no longer, found a tesco carrier bag and had a dump in it. He actually took it away with him as well, and dumped it (excuse the pun) in a bin outside Amex House

 

[Shirty]

Our office is above a bar, and one Monday morning we came in to find that one of their patrons had managed to negotiate the security systems, got into our office, and curled out a massive shit in the middle of someone's desk. Needless to say security has been tightened up somewhat since then.