Unlikely Places to have a poo

[Shy Talk]

I laughed so much at this that a little poo came out.

"When I laughs I farts,
when I farts I shit myself,
when I shits myself I laughs"

This could take some time

 

[Weststander]

Have seen:

In a gents urinal in a Rottingdean pub.
Dumped in boxers at the edge of bushes at Woodingdean burial grounds.

Don't burglars often do it in the homes of victims, due to nerves/adrenalin?

 

[Change at Barnham]

My mate pocketed one on a snooker table in France during a rugby tour. His team was reported by the French to the RFU and they were fined because of it.

 

[bennibenj]

Was at a family anniversary in hampshire, mother in law goes outside and has a shit in the field opposite.

 

[big nuts]

You wouldn't want to bumlick that after that deposit.

 

[seagully]

It was still steaming in the morning?

Possibly not, but it was certainly a large deposit! The guy accused of doing it has previous in this area. He once blocked my toilet after a heavy night on the booze and buggered off leaving me to unblock it. Hand in a carrier bag down the U-bend. Great morning that was...

 

[maltaseagull]

I found a poo in my shoe once after hosting a party. Has anyone any more interesting anecdotes on this subject?

You must have been a shite host then.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Didn't Brightons' refuse and recycling collectors at Hollingdean find a steaming great turd in their microwave last year?
I guess there's a reason why it's called a mess room

 

[Silk]

I inadvertently crapped myself while queuing for petrol during the fuel crisis 10 or more years ago. Had been queuing for ages and was near the front, so I found a tissue, scraped it out, wound down the window and threw it outside.