Thread of offensive jokes you have been warned!!

[Jonno]

Any good ones?
But not racist, sexist stuff.
Perversion is quite alright.

 

[dannyboy]

how many dead prostitutes can you fit in a shed?


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another 2 if i move my bike

 

[brulee]

whats white and shoots across the sky

the coming of the lord

 

[upthealbion1970]

what did the leper say to the prostitute?


keep the tip

 

[Fawkesy]

I was trying to chat up a bird in a bar the other day. she said 'i wouldnt have sex with you if you were the last man on earth'

leaning over i whispered into her ear 'but who would be there to stop me'

that wiped the smug smile off her face

 

[Tricky Dicky]

how many dead prostitutes can you fit in a shed?


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another 2 if i move my bike

I'm sorry, but that did tickle me.

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

Sickipedia?

 

[pintsawhiskey]

What 3 words do you want to hear when making love to someone elses wife?





I LOVE YOU!




What 3 words do you not want to hear when making love to someone elses wife?


DARLING IM HOME!!

 

[Fawkesy]

Male: im gonna have sex tonight
Female: really? how can you be so sure?
Male: because iim stronger than you

 

[Fawkesy]

What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

 

[Buck]

Newsflash;

The Pope has allowed the use of condoms in exceptional circumstances;


eg when an alterboy has diarrhoea

 

[Fawkesy]

some absolute belters on this website im loving it....

Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted : funny

 

[Garage_Doors]

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose.



Full up.

 

[Jonno]

What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

Ha ha, this is a good 'un.

 

[Buck]

Kate Middleton, the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed

 

[Garage_Doors]

If Necrophilia is dead boring.

Is incest relative fun ?

 

[Garage_Doors]

NSPCC have no concerns about Elton John bringing up a child as they believe he will be well reared.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Any good ones?
But not racist, sexist stuff.

There goes the old Garth Crooks World Cup joke then. Gah!

 

[Rookie]

Ripped from that site

Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!" He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'f*** off it'll be too painful.'"

 

[Jonno]

There goes the old Garth Crooks World Cup joke then. Gah!

Oh go on then, just this one.
Don't get yourself in trouble though!