Thread Full of Awesome Film Quotes

[Trufflehound]

"Where's Frank?"
"Frank sent us."
"Did you bring a horse for me?"
"Looks like... looks like we're shy one horse."
"Uh-uh. You brought two too many."



or

"I saw three dusters like that just the other day. Inside the dusters were three men"
"And?"
"Inside the men were three bullets."

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"


Got to concur with the Airplane quotes though

"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[Easy 10]

For us to live any other way was
nuts. To us, those goody-good people
who worked shitty jobs for bum
paychecks, who took the subway to
work every day and worried about
their bills, were dead. They were
suckers. They had no balls. If we
wanted something, we just took it.
If anyone complained twice, they
got hit so bad they never complained
again. It was routine. You didn't
even think about it.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

I'm funny how? I make you laugh, etc, can't remember it

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning ... it's the smell of victory ....


or

I'm not a Roman .... I'm a kyke, a yid, a red sea pedestrian ....

 

[Moshe Gariani]

One of hish men pullsh a knife, you pull a gun. He putsh one of your men in the hoshpital, you put one of hish men in the morgue. THATSH the Chicago way, and thatsh how you'll get Capone.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

FOrtune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

 

[Beeercan]

P-p-p-p-p-Piss off Lou

Ms Doubtfire

 

[Withdean and I]

Genius from American Pie ...

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Stifler: You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.

Oz: Here's a new idea for you Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other you just laugh at the people who do count.

Stifler: Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Kill away Mr McManus, Kill away.

 

[Trufflehound]

Klaatu. Barada. Nikto.

 

[Les Biehn]

I ain't got time to bleed.

Mac, Predator.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

ET Phone Home.

 

[Sandbag]

"i don't care if his names mohammed i'm hard bruce lee you can't change fighters, soo i havn't still got my fight have i you prat"

 

[Trufflehound]

Rule one: You do not talk about fight club.
Rule two: You do NOT talk about fight club.

 

[Northstander]

" I lurrve the smell of Napalm in the morning!"

 

[Northstander]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning ... it's the smell of victory ....


or

I'm not a Roman .... I'm a kyke, a yid, a red sea pedestrian ....

Whoops

 

[gripper stebson]

"Doctor, what is your impression of Mr. Striker?"

"I'm sorry i don't do impressions."

x

 

[Cian]

"I hope you don't f*** like you type"

Only halfway-decent line in a terrible movie, and they even censored it on most versions...

 

[smudge]

" Now...you all know camp Freddie. "

& of course..." You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! "