Thread Full of Awesome Film Quotes

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

what is your name?
what is your quest?
what is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

Is that European or African Swallow?

 

[Dave the OAP]

" Badges, we dont need no steenking badges"

 

[Trufflehound]

So Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison before?

So lets see: Scraps is a little BOY doggie!

 

[Trufflehound]

Fraubuca

NEEEEEEEEEEEEIGGGGGGHHHHHH!

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

So lets see: Scraps is a little BOY doggie!

Dont start that white zone shit, this is just because you want me to have an abortion

 

[Trufflehound]

Dont start that white zone shit, this is just because you want me to have an abortion

I take my coffee black - like my men.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEIGGGGGGHHHHHH!

You know I can do wonders with a scalpel, if you want me to look at your hump

Hump? What hump

 

[Louisjpbacon]

I take my coffee black - like my men.

airplane 1 & 2, is just jam packed with awsome quotes

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

I take my coffee black - like my men.

One ticket to Chicago, no baggage

Smoking or non?

Smoking

 

[Trufflehound]

Over Mucho Grande?

No, I don't think I'll ever get over Mucho Grande.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

airplane 1 & 2, is just jam packed with awsome quotes

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

To be fair, we could on for a very long time quoting Airplane 1 & 2, but it's so funny

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Is that European or African Swallow?

Er....I don't know? Arrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!!!

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

He wanks the highest in Wome

 

[Man of Harveys]

I have nipples Greg. Do you think you could milk me?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

BRIAN: Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens.
REG: Got any nuts?
BRIAN: I haven't got any nuts. Sorry. I've got wrens' livers, badgers' spleens
REG: No, no, no.
BRIAN: Otters' noses?
REG: I don't want any of that Roman rubbish.
JUDITH: Why don't you sell proper food?
BRIAN: Proper food?
REG: Yeah, not those rich imperialist tit-bits.
BRIAN: Well, don't blame me. I didn't ask to sell this stuff.
REG: All right. Bag of otters' noses, then.
FRANCIS: Make it two.
REG: Two.
FRANCIS: Thanks, Reg.

 

[Dave the OAP]

" Come on, lets hear one of them n****r songs like De Camptown Races"

"De Campton races......No not heard of that one...."




" I get no kick from champagne........"

" Whats that horse shit?"

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

"My God, it's full of stars"

Dave Bowman - 2001 A Space Odyssey

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

" Come on, lets hear one of them n****r songs like De Camptown Races"

"De Campton races......No not heard of that one...."




" I get no kick from champagne........"

" Whats that horse shit?"

Candygram for Mongo, candy gram for Mongo

 

[Trufflehound]

Then one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy, just to see what it was like.