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Thread Full of Awesome Film Quotes
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Dave the OAP
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Lili Von Shtupp: [singing]
Here I stand, the goddess of desire
/ Set men on fire
/ I have this power.
/ Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing
/ Some quick womancing
/ And then a shower.
/ Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me
/ They always hound me, with one wequest.
/ Who can satisfy their lustful habits?
/ I'm not a wabbit.
/ I need some west.
Lili Von Shtupp: [singing]
Here I stand, the goddess of desire
/ Set men on fire
/ I have this power.
/ Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing
/ Some quick womancing
/ And then a shower.
/ Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me
/ They always hound me, with one wequest.
/ Who can satisfy their lustful habits?
/ I'm not a wabbit.
/ I need some west.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
I coulda bin a contender
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
"This being the 90s and all, you can't just walk up to someone and smack 'em in the face, you've got say something cool first.
Like if you were gonna hit 'em with a surfboard you'd say...."
"Surfs up pal."
"Other than that, water's wet, the sky's blue and satan claws; he's out there Jimmy."
"So what do we do about that?"
"Be prepared son, that's my motto. Be prepared"
Like if you were gonna hit 'em with a surfboard you'd say...."
"Surfs up pal."
"Other than that, water's wet, the sky's blue and satan claws; he's out there Jimmy."
"So what do we do about that?"
"Be prepared son, that's my motto. Be prepared"
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
I say god-damn what a rush.
Brokwn Arrow. Travolta.
Brokwn Arrow. Travolta.
- Jul 10, 2003
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I can't believe we haven't had
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
This calls for a really stupid and futile gesture on somebody's part
Toto, Toto
Behave yourself,your a big man but your out of condition.With me its a full time job!
You talkin to me ?
And i know it was never said but i do like
Don't throw those bloody spears at me
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
This calls for a really stupid and futile gesture on somebody's part
Toto, Toto
Behave yourself,your a big man but your out of condition.With me its a full time job!
You talkin to me ?
And i know it was never said but i do like
Don't throw those bloody spears at me
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Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Next time I say let's go some place like Bolivia, let's GO some place like Bolivia.
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
No-one puts Baby in the corner
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Controversial!!!ben andrews' girlfriend said:
Also found it's way onto the "Corniest Quote thread"
http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=72190
Mental Lental
Well-known member
"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."
"You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow."
Almost every line Bill Paxton has in Aliens:
"We're on an express elevator to hell; going down! "
"Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!"
"Right, right. Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!"
Cant believe nobodys quoted Scarface yet:
"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one"
"You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow."
Almost every line Bill Paxton has in Aliens:
"We're on an express elevator to hell; going down! "
"Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!"
"Right, right. Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!"
Cant believe nobodys quoted Scarface yet:
"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one"
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas, I'll never know.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Spaulding: What do you fellas get an hour?
Ravelli: For playing, we get-a ten dollars an hour.
Spaulding: I see. What do you get for not playing?
Ravelli: Twelve dollars an hour.
Spaulding: Well, clip me off a piece of that.
Ravelli: Now for rehearsing, we make special rate. That's-a fifteen dollars an hour... That's-a for rehearsing.
Spaulding: And what do you get for not rehearsing?
Ravelli: You couldn't afford it. You see, if we don't rehearse, we a-don't play, and if we don't play, that runs into money.
Spaulding: How much would you want to run into an open manhole?
Ravelli: Just-a the cover charge!
Spaulding: Well, drop in some time.
Ravelli: Sewer.
Ravelli: For playing, we get-a ten dollars an hour.
Spaulding: I see. What do you get for not playing?
Ravelli: Twelve dollars an hour.
Spaulding: Well, clip me off a piece of that.
Ravelli: Now for rehearsing, we make special rate. That's-a fifteen dollars an hour... That's-a for rehearsing.
Spaulding: And what do you get for not rehearsing?
Ravelli: You couldn't afford it. You see, if we don't rehearse, we a-don't play, and if we don't play, that runs into money.
Spaulding: How much would you want to run into an open manhole?
Ravelli: Just-a the cover charge!
Spaulding: Well, drop in some time.
Ravelli: Sewer.
Nice beaver
Shegull
New member
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine.
Round up the usual suspects.
Rick:You know what I want to hear.
Sam: [lying] No, I don't.
Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Sam: [lying] Well, I don't think I can remember...
Rick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it!
Round up the usual suspects.
Rick:You know what I want to hear.
Sam: [lying] No, I don't.
Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Sam: [lying] Well, I don't think I can remember...
Rick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it!
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Shegull said:
I remember it well. You wore blue, the Germans wore grey.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father: prepare to die."
or
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
or
"Why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something that you don't know."
"And what is that?"
"I... am not left-handed."
"You are amazing."
"I ought to be, after 20 years."
"Oh, but there's something I ought to tell you."
"Tell me."
"I'm not left-handed either."
or
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia."
or
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
or
"Why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something that you don't know."
"And what is that?"
"I... am not left-handed."
"You are amazing."
"I ought to be, after 20 years."
"Oh, but there's something I ought to tell you."
"Tell me."
"I'm not left-handed either."
or
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia."
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Varmit: "Hell, he can't hit nuthin'. He's so drunk he's probably seein' double."
Doc Holliday: (swaying as he draws) "I have two guns. One for each of ya."
and from the same film.
"Well ? You gonna do somethin' ? Or are you just gonna stand there n' bleed ?"
Doc Holliday: (swaying as he draws) "I have two guns. One for each of ya."
and from the same film.
"Well ? You gonna do somethin' ? Or are you just gonna stand there n' bleed ?"
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Tom Bombadil
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You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow
Smile, I'll make you famous