Thinking of getting a DOG

[Nibble]

Oh no, don't get me started on dog owners who treat dogs as if they are children.

I hope this thread lasts until Friday. It could be the mother of all dog costume threads.

Ha! God no, I certainly don't treat dogs like humans. Dogs are dogs that is why I prefer them to children.

 

[Badger]

Oh Simpler, doga can be a bit of a handful, can be a bit messy at times but for me, the fun and pleasure I get out of owning a dog far outweighs the hassle.

I'm serious when I say I would far rather have a dog than a child.

Thank god for that, any child with your genes would be doomed from the start.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I also don't crap on pavements, bite faces off kids, bark uncontrollably all night, slobber stupidly or shake myself dry all over other people.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Cats look at you like shit. They are never pleased to see you when you get in and you can't go for a run in the park with them. Plus they always kill smaller, much cuter animals for no reason whatsoever. They don't protect your house. Yeah yeah so dogs they shit everywhere and bite kids. So do I. Man's best friend or a preening, whiney nervo.

Count me in for Team Dog.

 

[Nibble]

Thank god for that, any child with your genes would be doomed from the start.

That could possible be the funniest, most original thing I jhave ever read on NSC. I'm serious, loved it.

 

[Simster]

Cats look at you like shit. They are never pleased to see you when you get in and you can't go for a run in the park with them. Plus they always kill smaller, much cuter animals for no reason whatsoever. They don't protect your house. Yeah yeah so dogs they shit everywhere and bite kids. So do I. Man's best friend or a preening, whiney nervo.

Count me in for Team Dog.

I already did. But then again you don't strike as the sort of bloke who follows a dog round with a pooper scooper and a plastic bag.

Not when there's a bed, some special dog handcuffs and your bare chest to be shat on.

 

[CheeseRolls]

Junior Japers out there, read this thread very carefully and learn from a master on how to go fishing on NSC.

Dog Owners when was the last time your pet bought a mutilated bird/mouse/frog into the house for you as a present ?

When was the last time your pet crapped in a tray inside the back door ?

Ate pet food that made you gag at the smell ?

Ignored you whilst clawing the f*** out of your new sofa.

Spoilt a quality bit of TV, by retching up a whole bunch of its own fur that it was stupid enough to swallow ?

Just wondering like.

 

[Badger]

That could possible be the funniest, most original thing I jhave ever read on NSC. I'm serious, loved it.

Thanks, that really means a lot to me, I personally thought it was average at best but I've always been my own worse critic.

 

[Nibble]

Thanks, that really means a lot to me, I personally thought it was average at best but I've always been my own worse critic.

No, no, you are a great critic.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I already did. But then again you don't strike as the sort of bloke who follows a dog round with a pooper scooper and a plastic bag.

Not when there's a bed, some special dog handcuffs and your bare chest to be shat on.

Have you been nosing at my Facebook again

 

[Simster]

I would actually have a go on that, Daniel.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Well, it is Friday!

 

[Questions]

Well, it is Friday!

Now that IS funny.
No ketchup or mustard mind you.

 

[Giraffe]

We have two black labs, brother and sister and they are fab. No trouble other than the poo picking up which is a slight bore. Otherwise would always recommend a dog to everyone.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Ha! God no, I certainly don't treat dogs like humans. Dogs are dogs that is why I prefer them to children.

So what exactly does that mean? I guess you need to meet someone who loves you to have children which is why you're stuck with dogs. Or am I missing something?

 

[NMH]

How the f*** can a thread on dogs get this many responses? People on here seem to care less about really important things.

f*** it. My kids aren't having a dog. They smell, they shit everywhere and they are the staple companion of ORDINARIES: from ghastly chavs wanting a weapon, to social inadequates who can't hold down a proper relationship with human beings.
And anyway, our splendid cat might not get on with it, and he ROCKS.

Thread closed.

The wonderful thing about you treating a dog like one of the family, would be that it would double the IQ of 'team Gayling', and wouldn't share the risk of looking remotely like any of you

 

[Simster]

The wonderful thing about you treating a dog like one of the family, would be that it would double the IQ of 'team Gayling', and wouldn't share the risk of looking remotely like any of you

says the "man" with the shittest looking TEETH in the country. You're f*** UGLY and that is a fact.

You can now dull off, you tedious peasant.

 

[gullty]

choose one small enough that should it decide to attack you or your children....... no great harm will be done.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

A greyhound!

They don't need much exercise (honest - when on normal food rather than hiugh energy racing food they are really lazy), gentle, don't smell, and you are potentially saving them.

I was never a dog fan, but one came as a package with my good lady. If you want a dog, I'd recommend them.

Mind you, get used to the feeling on your hand of warm poo through a plastic bag (though it turned out to be good training for having nippers).

Agree with this,we had a greyhound once.very nice pet.

 

[bhaexpress]

Of course while very rarely a dog might attack a child but more often you get a large dog like mine that actually protects kids, mind you they never get a mention do they ?