Things that really hurt...

[Petunia]

Stepping on a plank of wood and only realising there is a nail in it when said plank is firmly attached to the sole of your foot!

 

[fat old seagull]

Getting stabbed in the arse (apparently

Happens frequently in this part of the country they say.....

 

[Mowgli37]

Happens frequently in this part of the country they say.....

I say :safeway:

 

[Durlston]

Having a piss the day after doing MDMA. It feels like my c0ck's on fire.

 

[Washie]

Stepping on a lego, then stepping back in shock and pain, step on and up turned plug. Why me.

 

[Goat lung]

Triple aaa battery's forced up your jap eye can be quite nasty if you push them in to make a contact

 

[Hyperion]

Chicken Phall

 

[drew]

Most painful thing I have had is when I had to get my in growing toe nails treated on both big toes. They actually cut down the length of you nail so it is about 5mm narrower and then shove a chemical soaked cotton bud into the cuticle. However that doesn't hurt. Why! Because they anaethetise your toe. That's what hurts like f**k. Two injections in each toe, either side of the bone. Not nice but not terrible. They then slowly squeeze the plunger and as the anaesthetic slowly separates the flesh from the bone the pain is almost unbearable. Far worse than when I tore my cruciate ligaments.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

When you get something sharp going underneath your fingernail- I've reached into a bag before and unwittingly managed to prod something sharp & pointy up underneath one of my nails. That hurts for AGES, and the pain is completely disproportionate to the size of the injury.

I suppose the same principle applies to all these "gentlemen's injuries" you lot are describing. A huge amount of pain for something so tiny

What is the female equivalent of a "gentleman's injury"?

 

[wunt be druv]

A floorboard I was lifting suddenly snapped sending a splinter of wood underneath my thumbnail and back out just above the thumb joint,seemed to smart somewhat as i recall.

 

[vegster]

As you flip your contact lenses out at 11pm, you remember that 8 hours earlier, you were chopping chillies. You remember quite fast in fact.

 

[red star portslade]

Genital Herpes.

 

[Simster]

Palace being in the Premier league having beaten us in the play offs.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Having stitches in your lip. Not the actual stitches that are painful but the injection to numb the lip was awful, especially as a 10 year old!

 

[Guinness Boy]

Having your 18 month old aim a flying headbutt at your genitalia the day after "the snip" having previously cleared your man garden with Veet for Men.

 

[lawros left foot]

Having surgical wadding, soaked in antiseptic fluid inserted under a septic big toe nail with no anaesthetic,second only to trying to breathe with a pneumo thorax.

 

[The Modfather]

Having a piss the day after doing MDMA. It feels like my c0ck's on fire.

You need to drink more water

 

[Paddy B]

9.32pm 13th May 2013.

 

[Brighton TID]

According to women, childbirth. Pathetic

 

[rouseytastic]

Walking out in to the garden for a fag in pitch darkness and accidentally booting a massive hedgehog full on. Barefoot. Couldn't walk until the morning (we've bonded now however)