The most annoying question you're regularly asked?

[Blackadder]

Have you been to the game ? What was the score ?

Followed by "I used to watch the Albion. Would love to go to the Amex but I can't get a ticket!"

 

[Wrong-Direction]

"Do you want some carrier bags ?"

No. I'll just cram what I can of my weeks shopping into my pockets, and juggle the rest of it back to the car.

Yeah this

 

[Pavilionaire]

Basically any question the wife asks that starts with the words "Can you...?" e.g:

"Can you put the rubbish out? = "Put the rubbish out"
"Can you get me a can of coke?" = "Get me a can of coke".

<Me> "Are you asking me or telling me?"
<Her> "I'm telling you"
<Me> "Right then <you tw4t>" (whispered under breath)
<Wife> "Tw4t! <laughs>

 

[Nibble]

The size of a man's character is usually in alignment with the size of the things that annoy him.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Have they lost again?

Wouldn't "have they drawn again?" be more likely..

 

[Danny-Boy]

Some shoppers leave their bags in the car and this reminds them they have forgotten to bring them in store , however only 1 in 50 will say they'll pack it when they get back to the car or send their partner to get the bags from the boot. In a years time the question will change to "Do you want 5p carrier bags or 10p bags for life ?"

But they ask me now when I've got my bag for life up on the counter just south of the till...

When I get the basic "Are you all right?" sickener I sometimes ask them back what their definition of "all right" is. It always shuts 'em up.

 

[Puppet Master]

I ****ing HATE the "What premier league club though?" question and I can't even hide my contempt for people when they ask me that anymore.

The responses I've had to telling people, no I don't have "a Premier league team" range from ".....oh....." coupled with a look of open-mouthed astonishment like I'd just shat in the casket at a funeral to "Hahaahah! Hey come over here you need to hear this, this guy reckons he doesn't support a Premier league team! - What!? But EVERYONE supports one of Man United, Liverpool, Chelsea or Arsenal!"

 

[Luke93]

"Do you know thats the wrong hole?"








I play golf a lot.

 

[Driver8]

In a years time the question will change to "Do you want 5p carrier bags or 10p bags for life ?"

We've had that for years in Wales but I still forget my bags.

 

[Mo Gosfield]

I ****ing HATE the "What premier league club though?" question and I can't even hide my contempt for people when they ask me that anymore.

The responses I've had to telling people, no I don't have "a Premier league team" range from ".....oh....." coupled with a look of open-mouthed astonishment like I'd just shat in the casket at a funeral to "Hahaahah! Hey come over here you need to hear this, this guy reckons he doesn't support a Premier league team! - What!? But EVERYONE supports
one of Man United, Liverpool, Chelsea or Arsenal!"


I regularly get...." What division are Brighton in then ? "....I usually just reply......" The Championship, one level below the Premier League "
I want to go on and say...." It is the fifth best supported league in Europe. It supplies three new PL teams each season and contains clubs that have won many league titles, FA Cups and even European Cups. It is televised regularly and watched in many different parts of the world ".....but frankly....I just can't be arsed....it would wash over their heads anyway.

 

[Marshy]

Your a twin.... If i punched your brother would you feel it..... ?

 

[Don Quixote]

Getting asked what football team I support, then being informed I obviously know nothing about football because Brighton are not in the premier league.

 

[Dusty_Fryer]

"Do you take this lady to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

 

[smudge]

You've got a twin sister; are you identical?

 

[The Stout Yeoman]

Can I ask you a quick question ?

You just have ... bye ...

 

[TrickyOne]

As a teacher that teaches catering in an academy. I wear whites. The question is "why do they call you chef? "

 

[Nibble]

Recently:

Are you worried about Ebola? Nope, eff all I can do about it.
Who do you want to win GE2015? Don't care less, all a bunch of thieving kiddie shaggers.

 

[Elvis]

How come that doesn't hurt?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

At Saino's Local: 'Would you like a bag?' ('No, you're OK, I'll juggle my shopping home')

At Thomson's Currency Exchange: 'Going anywhere nice?' (No, thought I'd try somewhere shite this year')

At the Amex: 'Do you want milk in your Bovril?' (No, I ordered a pint of Kronie, look! that stuff over there, in the big plastic glass, with the froth. No, not THAT one! That's FOSTER's! Sake!')

 

[Eeyore]

Was that your finger or am I expecting too much ?