The most annoying question you're regularly asked?

[Easy 10]

"Do you want some carrier bags ?"

No. I'll just cram what I can of my weeks shopping into my pockets, and juggle the rest of it back to the car.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Have they lost again?

 

[piersa]

What's the difference between a chiropractor and an osteopath?

 

[Nathan]

Are we there yet?

No, its a 3 hour journey and we haven't pulled off the drive yet!

 

[Leighgull]

How do you plead?

 

[Grombleton]

Because I am a print developer and my work involves writing java script/sql queries/vbscript and running automation software, all my friends believe I am a computer whizz kid and constantly ask me if I can fix/have a look at/sort out their pc.

Well no I bloody well can't. I work ON a computer, not with computers, and basically if they go wrong, I know sod all about the bloody things.

This. Oh, this. As a web designer by day i have people continuously asking me "I've got this problem with my computer" or "can you tell me about X or X". I know a little, but no way enough to form a decent opinion about anything hardware. I make websites, not computers.

 

[Napper]

Can you do me a favour ?


NO , Favours are repayable and you have too many

 

[Moshe Gariani]

"Do you want some carrier bags ?"

No. I'll just cram what I can of my weeks shopping into my pockets, and juggle the rest of it back to the car.

LOL. I love that one too. Presumably the reason they have to check before handing any bags over is because so many people do have their own but keep them carefully hidden until the last minute...

 

[fat old seagull]

"Have you got friends at the Electric Company?" NO I feckin haven't, I left the light on...just like you do, but instead of asking smart arsed questions I just turn it off!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

How do you spell that ?

 

[jimbob5]

what have you been doing with yourself these days? [you don't care and I already know about me and haven't got the time or desire to tell you]

 

[Taybha]

Why cant you buy some new signals .

 

[clippedgull]

Standard question to every cab driver ever.

I always start off with that to break the ice!

 

[Mo Gosfield]

" Have you managed to get away this year? "
" Yes...I've done Birmingham, Brentford, Ipswich, Forest and Watford so far "
" Pardon...."

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

What is the most annoying question that you are asked?

 

[Nibble]

When I was acting I'd always get "oh, would I have seen you in anything"?

If you have to ask then clearly not you moron.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Are you Australian? To which I once replied "try the northern hemisphere". Then the snaggle toothed inbreed Republican said "Oh - South Africa". FML

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

"Do you want some carrier bags ?"

No. I'll just cram what I can of my weeks shopping into my pockets, and juggle the rest of it back to the car.

Some shoppers leave their bags in the car and this reminds them they have forgotten to bring them in store , however only 1 in 50 will say they'll pack it when they get back to the car or send their partner to get the bags from the boot. In a years time the question will change to "Do you want 5p carrier bags or 10p bags for life ?"

 

[Easy 10]

LOL. I love that one too. Presumably the reason they have to check before handing any bags over is because so many people do have their own but keep them carefully hidden until the last minute...

And then you have its ubiquitous little brother - "Would you like any help packing ?"

Do I look like I need to stand around here for an extra 5 minutes while you arrange to summonse a mildly stroppy, disinterested acne-infested part-time urchin to handle all my shopping and unceremiously stuff it into the wrong bags ?

 

[jimbob5]

"Do you want some carrier bags ?"

No. I'll just cram what I can of my weeks shopping into my pockets, and juggle the rest of it back to the car.

If you find that annoying you must have a fairly stress free existence.