The Embarrassments of Crystal Palace FC

[WhingForPresident]

I really enjoy reading these type of threads , it does make me titter

I really enjoy finishing above you lot in the table. It's been a long time coming, but it's the first of many many years of Brighton dominance. Hope you enjoy it

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

And please NOBODY ever forget this FACT #desperatetimes

* I think it was about 14k INCLUDING Albion so just over 11k home 'fans' -

* True , this was the number going through the turnstiles as monitored by the Met and Sussex police.

 

[GreersElbow]

Liverpool 6 Ladyboys 1
West Ham 6 Ladyboys 0

That's just from this season

Oh so depressing, but then I just look at the table and see you all the way down in 16th.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Oh so depressing, but then I just look at the table and see you all the way down in 16th.

FFS , keep up , Palace DROPPED down to 17th at the weekend.

 

[Horsham Gull]

slightly controversial but he hasn't been what they expected, still same old lazy Glenn so it counts as a failure

 

[GreersElbow]

FFS , keep up , Palace DROPPED down to 17th at the weekend.

Oh shit, sorry brah,.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Their stadium wasn't even worth looting or setting fire to during the riots. Maybe the gangs thought it already looked like an empty, foreboding crater...?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

And now millwall are above them. lolz

 

[making plans for nigel]

Im embarrassed that we dont sell as many pies as you.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Im embarrassed that we dont sell as many pies as you.

We'll be selling even more pies next season with an extra 5,000 punters every game.

 

[making plans for nigel]

We'll be selling even more pies next season with an extra 5,000 punters every game.

How much extra do you get for this, or does it go to the catering company running your outlets ?

 

[Littlehampton Palace]

We never lost to either Smallwall or BHA both were beaten in their own back yards

The 3-1 Amex victory has defo softened the blow finishing below you in the table but the two 6 goal hidings you took and our Old Traford cup win which gave us another league cup semi tips the scales in our favour.

See you next year for another 3 points at the Amex

 

[Working class pride]

Such and easy target, take your pick from no major trophy unlike the albion, to following us to the cup final a few years after us, or getting laughed at by the city and comparing their efforts at a demonstration to the albion v york game or revelling being above the albion after the albion had the goldstone sold in a property transaction. Still respect to the 8-10,000 that go to selhurst, I always respect fans of small clubs. Shudder to think what would happen to a small club like palace if they had to play Hartlepool 140 mile round trip from home. They just wouldnt survive...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

First time in far too many years we have the bragging rights at the end of a season over that lot, it's been shoved down our throats for a generation so why is mocking them now such a bad thing? Please find a single post I've made stating I think we will storm the league next season and I'll donate £100 to the charity of your choice. My point to you was that after 5 posts on NSC you don't seem to have got the hang of things on here just yet, but you carry on

Edit Unless yours is a duplicate account of course.......

we will storm the league next season

I'm feeling in the mood to support a charity.

 

[WhingForPresident]

We never lost to either Smallwall or BHA both were beaten in their own back yards

The 3-1 Amex victory has defo softened the blow finishing below you in the table but the two 6 goal hidings you took and our Old Traford cup win which gave us another league cup semi tips the scales in our favour.

See you next year for another 3 points at the Amex

So deluded it's unreal.
Just forget the fact that our ground has been 89.5% full on average whereas yours has been 57.7% full, your club being so desperate to flog tickets they're literally giving season ticket's away and resorting to doing deals on GroupOn as well as the fact that you play in a dilapidated shithole whilst we are in a state-of-the-art-soon-to-be 30,000-seater beauty.
You could also mention that we beat Newcastle and Sunderland's first team's this season.
+ that we're 9th, you're 17th.
I think that may possibly tip the scales in our favour. Possibly.

 

[BadFish]

How much extra do you get for this, or does it go to the catering company running your outlets ?

Did you get any of those straws you were clutching at. IF you are resorting to using the outsourced catering outlets to save face then things are worse than we thought.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

We never lost to either Smallwall or BHA both were beaten in their own back yards

The 3-1 Amex victory has defo softened the blow finishing below you in the table but the two 6 goal hidings you took and our Old Traford cup win which gave us another league cup semi tips the scales in our favour.

See you next year for another 3 points at the Amex

This post is one of the more delusional I've seen from a palace fan. You forgot to mention that your team gave all Albion fans everywhere a precious gift when you took those penalties against Cardiff

And the blond cross-eyed TV bloke was priceless!

 

[upthealbion1970]

I'm feeling in the mood to support palace.

I can do it too lord b

 

[SweBHAFC]

Ask Ken Livingstone what he thinks of Selhurst Park?

 

[Holme on the Dale]

You can stick your 26 years up your arse....

All about the arse with you guys isn't it ;-)