The Ashes: First Test *OFFICIAL* thread

[Billy the Fish]

Ponting declares at 602/9
Right come on lads 25 overs left, lets not do anything stupid

 

[Billy the Fish]

One mabye. It's difficult to say, but the openers are under pressure now and they have to face Lee and McGrath. If we get to the end of the day without losing a wicket then i'll be happy. We really need a good performance here

Take note Harmison, that is how you bowl the opening over

 

[Stumpy Tim]

McGrath to Strauss, FOUR, poor delivery down the leg side and Strauss simply turns his wrists, flicking it fine for four. Easy runs. Only another 7 million needed

 

[Beach Hut]

Straight bat and some patience required

 

[Beach Hut]

f*** Strauss out

 

[Billy the Fish]

Utter, Utter twat. No f***ing need is there Strauss. Please don't send hoggard on

 

[Billy the Fish]

We're f***ed

 

[Billy the Fish]

f*** f*** f*** f*** f***

 

[Billy the Fish]

In fairness to cook, that was a brilliant delivery from McGrath. It pitched wide of off stump and cut back in at Cook, he was just too slow to get the bat to it.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Lee hurt himself in that catching collision, havent said how bad it is yet.

 

[dwayne]

we are f***ing SHIT thank f*** I didnt take time off work for this crap.

 

[Billy the Fish]

we are f***ing SHIT thank f*** I didnt take time off work for this crap.

Like I did Although to be honest, I'd be even more pissed off (if that's possible) if I had to go to work now
Collingwood gone 42/3

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Another wicket, oh dear!

 

[Billy the Fish]

No words needed

They haven't even invented a word that can be used right now. It's beyond words.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

I can't believe I have sat here for a whole night and watched this festival of shit. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the first test over

But youv'e shown you're one the most dedicated of the fans on here