The Ashes: First Test *OFFICIAL* thread

[Tyrone Biggums]

I'm just being told Mike Atherton managed to get 4 fingers inside

Hell that's a big crack then!!!

 

[Knightsworld]

Pietersen dropped

 

[Billy the Fish]

Pietersen just been dropped by Clark. Stop trying to hook the short balls

 

[Knightsworld]

They will probably tempt him into that shot more often now.

 

[Simster]

Pieterson you lucky but silly f***ing twat!!!

 

[Simster]

They will probably tempt him into that shot more often now.

I do hope so. Because he won't try it for at least an hour.

 

[Napper]

75 - 3

come on

 

[Simster]

Pieterson doesn't look like he's going to last very long.

 

[Knightsworld]

Pieterson doesn't look like he's going to last very long.

He doesn't look comfortable against Lee, who is bowling very well this morning.

 

[Simster]

PLum.

 

[Silent Bob]

KP gone.

 

[Knightsworld]

What a TWAT

Hawkeye says it was missing, looked plum though at first glance.

 

[Simster]

Suddenly I don't trust hawkeye. That looked absolutely plum to me.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Sake.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Suddenly I don't trust hawkeye. That looked absolutely plum to me.

I actually think it would have missed the off stump.

He was a bit stiff.

 

[Simster]

And another. Utter wank.

 

[Techno]

 

[Knightsworld]

Well the plan to get Flintoff on strike worked

 

[Billy the Fish]

What a load of bollocks

 

[Silent Bob]

Ah well, this match was gone anyway.