Somali Pirates

[The Spanish]

Smallpox hasn't been totally eradicated, small samples of it are stored very securly in reference laboratories in the USA and Russia. Although I'd suprised in Britain and China didn't have it too.

lets hope we have more success in eradicating inaccurate references to captain pugwash in that case.

 

[The Spanish]

This is the part of this clown's post that made me laugh " it wouldn't surprise me if the individual concerned has a history of fleeing the dangers of his homeland " ! I dont know about fleeing , but he has a history of going back and f***ing forth from the dangers of his homeland !!

the only danger the c unt is in in somalia is if loads of bottles of whisky fall on him in the duty free shop on one of his regular visits.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

yes i am sure the intelligence and diplomatic services breathed a sigh of relief that some chancer from the 20th floor of a tower block in woolwich helped them organise a ransom that almost guarantees this will happen again now to other non commercial vessels who bumble into their sights.

easy to say bravo when your village outside lewes hasnt had thousands of somalis, often very traumatised and disturbed, turn up on your doorstep. but please feel free to champion these policies knowing full well you dont have to live with the consequences. as for using this as an example of the benefits of a lax asylum policy, utterly bonkers LB. I know Lokki is on a wind up but i am not sure about you.

I don't think there are any Somalis living in Firle. There's quite a significant community of Somalis in Brighton (not "thousands", though) - my job involves providing services to some of them.

My interest in unstable communities in East Africa is mainly prompted by the fact that the young Miss Bracknell is currently working in a war-zone in the Democratic Republic of Congo. If you want the simple version of what that's all about, let's just say it's more complicated than the Daily Mail would have us believe.

 

[User removed 4]

the only danger the c unt is in in somalia is if loads of bottles of whisky fall on him in the duty free shop on one of his regular visits.

I just wonder why you would want to sail anywhere near there, its on a par with asking a congolese taxi driver to take you on a tour of a johannesburg township .

 

[Lord Bracknell]

This is the part of this clown's post that made me laugh " it wouldn't surprise me if the individual concerned has a history of fleeing the dangers of his homeland " ! I dont know about fleeing , but he has a history of going back and f***ing forth from the dangers of his homeland !!

... legally.

 

[User removed 4]

I don't think there are any Somalis living in Firle. There's quite a significant community of Somalis in Brighton (not "thousands", though) - my job involves providing services to some of them.

My interest in unstable communities in East Africa is mainly prompted by the fact that the young Miss Bracknell is currently working in a war-zone in the Democratic Republic of Congo. If you want the simple version of what that's all about, let's just say it's more complicated than the Daily Mail would have us believe.

what 'services' do you provide for our somali guests ?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

what 'services' do you provide for our somali guests ?

Local transport.

 

[User removed 4]

... legally.

does this seriously not make you question the validity of his asylum claim in the first place?

 

[User removed 4]

Local transport.

you're a bus driver ?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

you're a bus driver ?

No. I manage a community transport operation.

 

[User removed 4]

No. I manage a community transport operation.

oh, you manage bus drivers?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

does this seriously not make you question the validity of his asylum claim in the first place?

Not at all. He was a refugee in 1997. He was subsequently granted UK citizenship.

The UK government has had (and still has) aid programmes in place that provide admission to the UK for acknowledged refugees from certain countries. Not all refugees arrive hidden under a blanket at Dover.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

oh, you manage bus drivers?

I'm the General Manager of the company.

 

[User removed 4]

I'm the General Manager of the company.

Are you Blakey ??

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Are you Blakey ??

Nope. Blakey works for me.

 

[The Spanish]

I don't think there are any Somalis living in Firle. There's quite a significant community of Somalis in Brighton (not "thousands", though) - my job involves providing services to some of them.

My interest in unstable communities in East Africa is mainly prompted by the fact that the young Miss Bracknell is currently working in a war-zone in the Democratic Republic of Congo. If you want the simple version of what that's all about, let's just say it's more complicated than the Daily Mail would have us believe.

yes i have quite a few congolese living close by and a congolese restaurant and social club has just opened down the road. lucky that britain is next door to the congo so i can find out a bit about what is going on.

people offer what is not theirs to give in this country. i am not saying we should not accept refugees (we have no choice anyway) but the system is being raped both ends by people who feel better about themselves by handing over what isnt theirs, and people only too willing to take a chance to grab it. a lot of british people have let a lot of british people down through their own vanity and principles from a position of comfort.

why mention the daily mail. its the most tedious joke in the country. even HIGNFY swerve it nowadays.

on a serious note good luck to your daughter in the congo, very noble and brave of her. unless of course she is a mercenary.

JOKE

 

[User removed 4]

Not at all. He was a refugee in 1997. He was subsequently granted UK citizenship.

The UK government has had (and still has) aid programmes in place that provide admission to the UK for acknowledged refugees from certain countries. Not all refugees arrive hidden under a blanket at Dover.

he's a refugee for whom the danger miraculously disappeared as soon as he was granted citizenship, enabling him to travel freely back and forth from his previously " dangerous" homeland, wow, lucky bloke.

 

[User removed 4]

Nope. Blakey works for me.

so you're a bit like the danny de vito character in taxi ?

 

[The Spanish]

he's a refugee for whom the danger miraculously disappeared as soon as he was granted citizenship, enabling him to travel freely back and forth from his previously " dangerous" homeland, wow, lucky bloke.

add free bus travel to that and he is golden.

down the swimming pool the other day a load of 18 foot tall teenagers were claiming they should be allowed in for free as 'they were somalian'.

 

[Gonzo]

Did somebody say Somalian pirates?