Seating at palace

[Arthur]

when you are issued with a ticket it'll have a row and/or seat number, If so this is 'your' seat, so sit in it

If someone is already in 'your' seat you have two options, a) go and sit in a diffrent one or b) ask the person politely but firmly to move this may result in one of the following c) they move d)they explain politely that someone is already in 'their' seat so they are now in 'your' seat, they may at this stage seek the arbitration of a steward. e) the reply is along the line of, f*** off you twat go and sit somewhere else, your options now include f) doing as your told g) telling a steward h) standing up for yourself and physically removing said person from 'your' seat although you may at this stage need to take on his mates as well, however if you decide to go straight to option a) there is a good chance you will be on the recieving end of the other options mentioned, however as we go through this pantomime every time we sell our allocation, feel free to do you what you f***ing well like, but if it's the approval of the small followers of NSC you're after then I don't think you'll get it, hope this helps

.........Tomorrow can you cover shoe lace tying and bottom wiping?

Although vecro shoes have improved over the years, skiddy pants are still skiddy pants!

 

[sully]

when you are issued with a ticket it'll have a row and/or seat number, If so this is 'your' seat, so sit in it

If someone is already in 'your' seat you have two options, a) go and sit in a diffrent one or b) ask the person politely but firmly to move, this may result in one of the following c) they move d)they explain politely that someone is already in 'their' seat so they are now in 'your' seat, they may at this stage seek the arbitration of a steward. e) the reply is along the line of, f*** off you twat go and sit somewhere else, your options now include f) doing as your told g) telling a steward h) standing up for yourself and physically removing said person from 'your' seat although you may at this stage need to take on his mates as well, however if you decide to go straight to option a) there is a good chance you will be on the recieving end of the other options mentioned, however as we go through this pantomime every time we sell our allocation, feel free to do you what you f***ing well like, but if it's the approval of the small followers of NSC you're after then I don't think you'll get it, hope this helps


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This is absolutely the correct answer.

The best advice is to get there early and sit in your seat if you're precious about it. If not, then just go where there's space.

The stewards should enforce sitting in your allocated seat if all seats are sold, but they can rarely be bothered with the hassle, and no matter how much they try, some just think it's their right to sit where they like, despite this plainly not being the case.

 

[swindonseagull]

This is absolutely the correct answer.

The best advice is to get there early and sit in your seat if you're precious about it. If not, then just go where there's space.

The stewards should enforce sitting in your allocated seat if all seats are sold, but they can rarely be bothered with the hassle, and no matter how much they try, some just think it's their right to sit where they like, despite this plainly not being the case.

What seat are u in ?

 

[seagullondon]

Those little wooden things at selhurst, I am not sure if i would even define one as a "seat"

 

[00snook]

when you are issued with a ticket it'll have a row and/or seat number, If so this is 'your' seat, so sit in it

If someone is already in 'your' seat you have two options, a) go and sit in a diffrent one or b) ask the person politely but firmly to move, this may result in one of the following c) they move d)they explain politely that someone is already in 'their' seat so they are now in 'your' seat, they may at this stage seek the arbitration of a steward. e) the reply is along the line of, f*** off you twat go and sit somewhere else, your options now include f) doing as your told g) telling a steward h) standing up for yourself and physically removing said person from 'your' seat although you may at this stage need to take on his mates as well, however if you decide to go straight to option a) there is a good chance you will be on the recieving end of the other options mentioned, however as we go through this pantomime every time we sell our allocation, feel free to do you what you f***ing well like, but if it's the approval of the small followers of NSC you're after then I don't think you'll get it, hope this helps


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Brilliant.

You sir, if you haven't already, will go far in life.

My favourite NSC post of 2012 so far.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

sit where you want for this one... as i'm not going! the radio will be attached to my ear that night!

 

[Deleted member 18477]

when you are issued with a ticket it'll have a row and/or seat number, If so this is 'your' seat, so sit in it

If someone is already in 'your' seat you have two options, a) go and sit in a diffrent one or b) ask the person politely but firmly to move, this may result in one of the following c) they move d)they explain politely that someone is already in 'their' seat so they are now in 'your' seat, they may at this stage seek the arbitration of a steward. e) the reply is along the line of, f*** off you twat go and sit somewhere else, your options now include f) doing as your told g) telling a steward h) standing up for yourself and physically removing said person from 'your' seat although you may at this stage need to take on his mates as well, however if you decide to go straight to option a) there is a good chance you will be on the recieving end of the other options mentioned, however as we go through this pantomime every time we sell our allocation, feel free to do you what you f***ing well like, but if it's the approval of the small followers of NSC you're after then I don't think you'll get it, hope this helps


Don't miss tomorrows topic: getting a train from Brighton to East Croydon

haha!!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Believe me, we will NOT be sitting on Tuesday night.

 

[The screamer]

 

[Lewes Seagull]

I enjoyed that Doc. Thanks

 

[PriapismBoy]

Palace tickets for sale in ticket exchange

 

[Publius Ovidius]

anyone sat in my seat will get a butch manly slap with my new Olympics manbag

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

do u really think many will be sitting?

couldn't make this shit up could they ,some people can't of been to Palace before

 

[Foolg]

when you are issued with a ticket it'll have a row and/or seat number, If so this is 'your' seat, so sit in it

If someone is already in 'your' seat you have two options, a) go and sit in a diffrent one or b) ask the person politely but firmly to move, this may result in one of the following c) they move d)they explain politely that someone is already in 'their' seat so they are now in 'your' seat, they may at this stage seek the arbitration of a steward. e) the reply is along the line of, f*** off you twat go and sit somewhere else, your options now include f) doing as your told g) telling a steward h) standing up for yourself and physically removing said person from 'your' seat although you may at this stage need to take on his mates as well, however if you decide to go straight to option a) there is a good chance you will be on the recieving end of the other options mentioned, however as we go through this pantomime every time we sell our allocation, feel free to do you what you f***ing well like, but if it's the approval of the small followers of NSC you're after then I don't think you'll get it, hope this helps


Don't miss tomorrows topic: getting a train from Brighton to East Croydon

Brilliant.

Best live up to your promise about tomorrow's hot topic.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

of course if last time is anything to go buy I will be trying to restrain N1Gull from being set upon by the stewards

 

[patchamalbion]

It's palace away ffs-are some people on this thread serious,simple or never been palace away before

 

[Notters]

It's palace away ffs-are some people on this thread serious,simple or never been palace away before

It's not about sitting, it's about where you stand!

 

[little al]

It's palace away ffs-are some people on this thread serious,simple or never been palace away before

Be fair to the JCL's, you're not up at our level very often.

 

[Bigbelly]

Mine in row T so I guess that's fairly high up anyway. That'll do me.


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How strange. All I've got on my ticket is block S row 40 seat ....

 

[PriapismBoy]

How strange. All I've got on my ticket is block S row 40 seat ....

What no row number?