Scrambled egg on toast.

[SIMMO SAYS]

Do you think she looks like her picture? It definitely clouds my judgment! you dirty old man!!!

 

[Nibble]

Is it possible for one thread to not contain this faux-internet flirting with anything Lady Gull posts?

It appears not. It happens as soon as posters clock a woman on here. It actually makes a bit of sick come into my mouth sometimes. Sometimes it gives me a semi.