Saturday's Referee

[C17BHA]

I am profoundly sorry to report that it is Simon Hooper....short, fat, bald and a shit referee

 

[Frutos]

Have Bournemouth sent him out on loan then?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Is this 'Hoops' ?

At least we are not playing Bournemouth.

 

[stss30]

Hopefully he'll switch his allegiances to another south coast club after his abject failure at refereeing in the Premiership. Won't be involved in any Cherries matches for a while much to the anger of 'up and coming' Eddie.

 

[Driver 8]

**** sake. What have we done to deserve that ****.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

This is a real pity.

Not simply because he's actually going to be there, the useless, cheating, weasel-mongering shitpuffin, but because it's happening on such a day that it will be completely inappropriate to boo his arrival on to the pitch, as he so richly deserves.

 

[Driver 8]

This is a real pity.

Not simply because he's actually going to be there, the useless, cheating, weasel-mongering shitpuffin, but because it's happening on such a day that it will be completely inappropriate to boo his arrival on to the pitch, as he so richly deserves.

He won't like being upstaged by the memorial stuff. He loves it to be the Hoops show.

 

[Surf's Up]

**** **** **** **** **** **** ****

 

[sdmartin1]

Footage of the smug **** in action making completely the wrong decision only weeks ago...


Great stuff, it's not hard to work out why the standard of reffing is so poor in this league.

 

[Mowgli37]

We're f*cked.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Has he been relegated then?

 

[Driver 8]

Has he been relegated then?

Probably saw we were doing well and volunteered to come down and **** things up for us.

 

[sdmartin1]

Has he been relegated then?

He went from officiating the Norwich vs Palace game to the Yeovil vs Luton game in two weeks.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He went from officiating the Norwich vs Palace game to the Yeovil vs Luton game in two weeks.

Still several leagues too high then, I fear.

The GlaxoSmithKline Over 50s 2nd XI vs the 9th Goring & District Girl Guides would seem more his level.

 

[essbee]

I hope he has an "accident" on the way to the ground.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

I hope he has an "accident" on the way to the ground.

..

 

[Baaaald]

Could have been our mate Craig pawson! Not much to choose between them!

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Would prefer Pawson, Hooper is just completely incompetent.

 

[Ernest]

If he gives us one or two of his pathetically incompetent decisions on Saturday we will all be asking Hughton to get in on LONE from Bournemouth. Can't see him getting many matches in the Premier this season now

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I hope he has an "accident" on the way to the ground.

Steady on. I think hoping for him to be relegated from the Football League list is fair enough, wishing for any more than that is a bit harsh.