Right, it's Friday afternoon...

[Commander]

Right, it's Friday afternoon, my boss has gone home, I've had three Stellas' in the pub at lunchtime, and have no work left to do. Who wants a f***ing argument?

 

[Lammy]

lager drinkers.

 

[Commander]

lager drinkers.

Yes?

 

[The Large One]

Right, it's Friday afternoon, my boss has gone home, I've had three Stellas' in the pub at lunchtime, and have no work left to do. Who wants a f***ing argument?

f*** off, you bedwetting lager-quaffing pansy.

*picks up baseball bat...*

 

[Bluejuice]

I would, but the valium kinda prevents me from it.

:floaty:

 

[Commander]

Re: Re: Right, it's Friday afternoon...

f*** off, you bedwetting lager-quaffing pansy.

*picks up baseball bat...*

Actually I'm usually more of a red wine man. And I haven't wet the bed since I was 17.

 

[The Large One]

Is that why you're tipsy after only THREE Stellas?

You'll be wearing a manbag next.

 

[watsongooal]

Re: Re: Re: Right, it's Friday afternoon...

Actually I'm usually more of a red wine man. And I haven't wet the bed since I was 17.

I once had to pick you off the bathroom floor when you fell unconcious having a shit

 

[Commander]

Is that why you're tipsy after only THREE Stellas?

You'll be wearing a manbag next.

Must be.

I could never bring myself to wear a manbag.

And I have just been given some work to do.

 

[Commander]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Right, it's Friday afternoon...

I once had to pick you off the bathroom floor when you fell unconcious having a shit

We really don't want to play this game, do we?

 

[The Large One]

CHICKEN!

 

[dylan_bha]

The Lads Prayer:
Our Beer,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
At home as in the pub,
Forgive us our daily spillage,
As we forgive those who spill beer,
Lead us not into wine tasting,
And deliver us from alco-pops
For ours is the bitter,
The spirits and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen!

 

[watsongooal]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Right, it's Friday afternoon...

We really don't want to play this game, do we?

Yep.

You caught a "strange" rash after a night with a young lady and claim you caught the disease from the sea.

 

[tedebear]

Its Friday afternoon and we went here :

Of course Arthur thinks it was to see the weird and wonderful creatures, but really it was so we could buy copius amounts of Perry and Cider!!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

arthur is fecking WICKARD


i've pretty much only just woken up

bless "reading weeks"

 

[tedebear]

Thanks

 

[Man of Harveys]

Arthur looks justifiably SCARED of the cow

 

[tedebear]

Arthur looks justifiably SCARED of the cow

it did lick him which he wasn't too keen about!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE WELLIES!!!!

arthur

 

[Man of Harveys]

The other cow at the back is also giving him EVILS - don't take him there again