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Bry Nylon

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Arthur has a double breasted jacket. Seriously cool :cool: :bowdown:
 






Commander

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watsongooal said:
Yep.

You caught a "strange" rash after a night with a young lady and claim you caught the disease from the sea.

You were once convinced that you were Enid Blyton.
 


Man of Harveys

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Commander said:
You were once convinced that you were Enid Blyton.
What happened when you fell asleep having a shit? :lolol:
 


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Man of Harveys said:
What happened when you fell asleep having a shit? :lolol:

I think Watsongoal had to take care of the paperwork...:nono:
 
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Man of Harveys said:
What happened when you fell asleep having a shit? :lolol:

Funnily enough I cant actually remember it! I still doubt the authenticity of this story. Although I have been informed by others that it is true.
 


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Commander said:
Funnily enough I cant actually remember it! I still doubt the authenticity of this story. Although I have been informed by others that it is true.

It fukin stank I picked him up and girl that lived with us had to go in after and flush his shit away. Not very easy carrying someone 6ft 4 with his trousers round his ankles and trying to keep his shit smelling ass away from me
 


Man of Harveys

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Oh my days...what a VINTAGE NSC Friday this is turning out to be. :lolol: :lolol:
 




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watsongooal said:
It fukin stank I picked him up and girl that lived with us had to go in after and flush his shit away. Not very easy carrying someone 6ft 4 with his trousers round his ankles and trying to keep his shit smelling ass away from me

Cheers for that mate.

Do you remember when we went for that lovely curry, followed by a MacDonalds, followed by you shitting yourself in the street?

I do.
 


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watsongooal said:
It fukin stank I picked him up and girl that lived with us had to go in after and flush his shit away. Not very easy carrying someone 6ft 4 with his trousers round his ankles and trying to keep his shit smelling ass away from me



:lol: :clap: Excellent - shit smelling ass - delightful explanation! :lol:
 


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Commander said:
Cheers for that mate.

Do you remember when we went for that lovely curry, followed by a MacDonalds, followed by you shitting yourself in the street?

I do.

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
More! Come on, Commander, come out fighting!!!

NB - do all your evenings out together result in one and / or both of you soiling your underwear? ???
 
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watsongooal

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Ok Another amusing Anacdote about commander.

We were working at this wedding thing for the richest bloke in NZ. I was behind the bar and he was a wine waiter. Anyone, after quoffing too much free wine himself, he decides to go for a snooze above the wild west theme bar I am working.

Anyway he finds a vintage four poster bed and happily snoozes for 1/2 hour or so. Little does he know, about 10 mins b4 hand, one of the waiters had attempted to poke a waitress in "said" bed, but only managed in shooting his load all over the sheets, which commander was now all snuggled up in.
 


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Commander said:
Cheers for that mate.

Do you remember when we went for that lovely curry, followed by a MacDonalds, followed by you shitting yourself in the street?

I do.

Oh my days....gives new meaning to the words, Mr Whippy vending on the street corner!!
 


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Commander said:
Cheers for that mate.

Do you remember when we went for that lovely curry, followed by a MacDonalds, followed by you shitting yourself in the street?

I do.
Jesus I am getting filthy looks from the boss again for retching with laughter...so what happened? Was it pouring down his leg followed by an embarrassed sprint away down the road?
 




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NSC GOLD :clap2: :clap2:

HAS to be
 


Bry Nylon

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Sorry Watsongoal, one thing at a time here.
Before we hear about Commander getting *ahem* 'accidentally' covered with wine-waiter's cum, we need the full details on you shitting yourself in the street.

Commander, your witness....
 


watsongooal

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Jesus I am getting filthy looks from the boss again for retching with laughter...so what happened? Was it pouring down his leg followed by an embarrassed sprint away down the road?

I was actually talking him through it as I was doing, followed by running into a Chinease Internet Cafe, and I dumped my Pants and "load" in the sink in the toilet.

I think my food was drugged
 


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Man of Harveys said:
Jesus I am getting filthy looks from the boss again for retching with laughter...so what happened? Was it pouring down his leg followed by an embarrassed sprint away down the road?

No, it was more of a "uh-oh, i'm in trouble" and he ran into the nearest 24 hour internet cafe. Emerged 15 minutes later looking rather sheepish and minus any underwear.



I have a (postable) picture of Watsongooal covered in gravy, wearing nothing but a pink sock on his man bits.

Now who's in charge?
 




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watsongooal said:
Ok Another amusing Anacdote about commander.

We were working at this wedding thing for the richest bloke in NZ. I was behind the bar and he was a wine waiter. Anyone, after quoffing too much free wine himself, he decides to go for a snooze above the wild west theme bar I am working.

Anyway he finds a vintage four poster bed and happily snoozes for 1/2 hour or so. Little does he know, about 10 mins b4 hand, one of the waiters had attempted to poke a waitress in "said" bed, but only managed in shooting his load all over the sheets, which commander was now all snuggled up in.

We're the wet side,
We're the wet side,
We're the wet side Brighton Boys
 


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Bry Nylon said:
Sorry Watsongoal, one thing at a time here.
Before we hear about Commander getting *ahem* 'accidentally' covered with wine-waiter's cum, we need the full details on you shitting yourself in the street.

The best bit about it was his comment the next day when I reminded him of his accident- "Sign of a good curry", apparently.
 


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