Arthur has a double breasted jacket. Seriously cool


Bry Nylon said:Arthur has a double breasted jacket. Seriously cool![]()
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watsongooal said:Yep.
You caught a "strange" rash after a night with a young lady and claim you caught the disease from the sea.
What happened when you fell asleep having a shit?Commander said:You were once convinced that you were Enid Blyton.
Man of Harveys said:What happened when you fell asleep having a shit?![]()
Man of Harveys said:What happened when you fell asleep having a shit?![]()
Commander said:Funnily enough I cant actually remember it! I still doubt the authenticity of this story. Although I have been informed by others that it is true.
watsongooal said:It fukin stank I picked him up and girl that lived with us had to go in after and flush his shit away. Not very easy carrying someone 6ft 4 with his trousers round his ankles and trying to keep his shit smelling ass away from me
watsongooal said:It fukin stank I picked him up and girl that lived with us had to go in after and flush his shit away. Not very easy carrying someone 6ft 4 with his trousers round his ankles and trying to keep his shit smelling ass away from me
Commander said:Cheers for that mate.
Do you remember when we went for that lovely curry, followed by a MacDonalds, followed by you shitting yourself in the street?
I do.
Commander said:Cheers for that mate.
Do you remember when we went for that lovely curry, followed by a MacDonalds, followed by you shitting yourself in the street?
I do.
Jesus I am getting filthy looks from the boss again for retching with laughter...so what happened? Was it pouring down his leg followed by an embarrassed sprint away down the road?Commander said:Cheers for that mate.
Do you remember when we went for that lovely curry, followed by a MacDonalds, followed by you shitting yourself in the street?
I do.
Man of Harveys said:Jesus I am getting filthy looks from the boss again for retching with laughter...so what happened? Was it pouring down his leg followed by an embarrassed sprint away down the road?
Man of Harveys said:Jesus I am getting filthy looks from the boss again for retching with laughter...so what happened? Was it pouring down his leg followed by an embarrassed sprint away down the road?
watsongooal said:Ok Another amusing Anacdote about commander.
We were working at this wedding thing for the richest bloke in NZ. I was behind the bar and he was a wine waiter. Anyone, after quoffing too much free wine himself, he decides to go for a snooze above the wild west theme bar I am working.
Anyway he finds a vintage four poster bed and happily snoozes for 1/2 hour or so. Little does he know, about 10 mins b4 hand, one of the waiters had attempted to poke a waitress in "said" bed, but only managed in shooting his load all over the sheets, which commander was now all snuggled up in.
Bry Nylon said:Sorry Watsongoal, one thing at a time here.
Before we hear about Commander getting *ahem* 'accidentally' covered with wine-waiter's cum, we need the full details on you shitting yourself in the street.