Right, it's Friday afternoon...

[Man of Harveys]

Were you clothed or naked as you slept in the wine-waiter's cum?

 

[Commander]

Were you clothed or naked as you slept in the wine-waiter's cum?

Fully clothed. 'Tis unlikely I would have slept naked at work.

Half an hour after this rather unfortunate event, I actually poured Helen Clarke, the Prime Minister of New Zealand, a glass of wine.

If only she knew.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Were you clothed or naked as you slept in the wine-waiter's cum?

I think he probably started off clothed, but ended up naked....

 

[Man of Harveys]

Were you clothed or naked as you slept in the wine-waiter's cum?

Now there's a sentence I imagine has NEVER been written before

 

[Bry Nylon]

Fully clothed. 'Tis unlikely I would have slept naked at work.

Yes, but to be fair it is also fairly unlikely that you'd fall asleep whilst having a shit... but you managed that!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Fully clothed. 'Tis unlikely I would have slept naked at work.

About as unlikely as falling asleep in a vintage four poster bed at work really.

 

[CHAPPERS]

You lot are such a bunch of pricks sometimes*
































*all the f***ing time

 

[Bry Nylon]

Now there's a sentence I imagine has NEVER been written before

No so. I believe that line was once used in an early Agatha Christie, but her publishers got cold feet and exchanged the word "cum" for "dressing gown."

 

[Man of Harveys]

Have the stories finished now? Or are they just taking a quick break while they shit themselves?

 

[watsongooal]

Have the stories finished now? Or are they just taking a quick break while they shit themselves?

Unfortunately I think I am storied out now!!

 

[tedebear]

Commanders probably fallen asleep at his desk with all that wife beater in him!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Have the stories finished now? Or are they just taking a quick break while they shit themselves?

They're just going through the motions

 

[British Bulldog]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Right, it's Friday afternoon...

Cheers for that mate.

Do you remember when we went for that lovely curry, followed by a MacDonalds, followed by you shitting yourself in the street?

I do.

A vindaloo/big mac smoothie! What a horrible thought.

 

[Commander]

Unfortunately I think I am storied out now!!

I assume it was this comment that won it for me?

I have a (postable) picture of Watsongooal covered in gravy, wearing nothing but a pink sock on his man bits.

Now who's in charge?

 

[Man of Harveys]

I assume it was this comment that won it for me?

It. Must. Be. Done.

 

[Commander]

L O S E R

 

[tedebear]

Question..when you've had a few at lunch, do you go straight to the pub after work or do you head home for a "feed and clean" and risk nodding off on the sofa?

 

[watsongooal]

I assume it was this comment that won it for me?

However I do have a Video of you singing the songs from Joseph in your boxer shorts, socks and a Bow Tie.

 

[tedebear]

However I do have a Video of you singing the songs from Joseph in your boxer shorts, socks and a Bow Tie.

Dear god - post them - cmon I need a laugh!!

 

[Man of Harveys]

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