Revamp the Argus's 20 Questions page

[Lady Whistledown]

Week after week, the Sports Argus rolls out their 20 Questions quiz with an Albion player, with the same tired old questions being answered with the same dull old responses.

Wow, Andrew Whing has bad taste in clothes. Oh my God, Dean White eats a lot. Well I never, Charlie Oatway is the funniest man in football.


Does anyone really care who the worst dressed player is (after about 50 players have answered "Whingy", I don't think there's much mileage left in that one)? Or which room-mate has the most annoying habit? Or what some player who's joined the Albion on loan all of a week ago considers the new stadium should be called?

Time for some new and more interesting/entertaining questions to be put to the players then...any creative ideas?

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

which player would you most enjoy a roast with

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Which player is most likely to go mental to Wuthering heights ??

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Who is your favourite MILF?

Have you ever used your status as a third division footballer to (a) impress a woman (b) get in a chavvy local nightclub?

Which team mate have you disliked most and why?

 

[Everest]

If you could have any other player's wife/girlfriend/boyfriend, which one would it be?

 

[Barry Izbak]

Which is the worst manager you have ever played for (apart from Dean Wilkins) ?

 

[Bluejuice]

Which hand do you masturbate with?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

If you could have any other player's wife/girlfriend/boyfriend, which one would it be?

(nicely edited )


Have you ever read an internet fans messageboard after a good performance to see what people are saying about you?

As a professional, have you ever played whilst hungover (or still drunk)?

 

[steward 433]

Which one of gully girls would you most like to ruin

 

[Everest]

(nicely edited )

Have to be PC, don't we?

(Well, you do )

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Who is the most overrated player out of your current teammates?

What are the club feeding Malcolm Stuart on lately?

 

[crodonilson]

Who's your favourite Barry??

 

[Bluejuice]

Do you ever run out on to the Withdean pitch, take a look at the crowd and just think "Oh for fucks sake"?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

If the club accidentally paid your salary twice one month, would you own up to it?

Which current professional footballer would you quite happily kick six feet up in the air during a tackle, and why?

Do you think it's reasonable for Premier League managers to complain their players are tired, five games into the season?

 

[Everest]

Are you potty trained?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

On the way back from an exotic pre-season tour, the team's aircraft crash lands on a remote, isolated desert island. You're left with three days supply of Cadbury's Crunchies, plenty of fresh water and a month's worth of Spicy BBQ sauce. Rescue is around four weeks away.

Which Albion player or official do you eat first?

 

[zoom]

What about...

Whos the "Longest" in the showers

its always a good one as most players wont get it!

 

[Ernest]

Do you post on NSC and what is your nickname ?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What's your favourite porn mag?

(hello Martin Hinshelwood)

 

[dougdeep]

Do you fancy ladies in uniform?