Revamp the Argus's 20 Questions page

[Scotty Mac]

have you ever attacked a relative with a rolling pin?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Who has the sweeter ass?

Scotty M or Zac Efron

 

[JJ McClure]

When?

 

[Grendel]

Who da man?

 

[Scotty Mac]

whose bottom would you rather take a leather riding crop to? petey p or lembit opik?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Does Aids cure queers?

 

[Scotty Mac]

have you ever masterbated so much your penis bled?

 

[Mendoza]

Has Wilkins ever pulled you off at half time?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

have you ever masterbated so much your penis bled?

Yes, you did it.



Who is the best Hero

 

[Scotty Mac]

has anyone in your family ever been on wheel of fortune?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dean White, why?

 

[Scotty Mac]

if gemma atkinson was your sister, would you?

 

[JJ McClure]

Do you ever think about the children of Mile Oak?

 

[Scotty Mac]

who was your favourite presenter of family fortunes?

 

[JJ McClure]

If

X+ y - 8x + 2y = x + 8x - y + 2y

and

25p2 - 100q2 = (5p)2 - (10q)2
a2 - b2 = (a + b)(a - b)
= (5p + 10q)(5p - 10q)

But

36(p - 2q)2 - 81(2p - q)2
36(p - 2q)2 - 81(2p - q)2 = (6)2(p - 2q)2 - (9)2(2p - q)2
a2 - b2 = [a + b][a - b]
Where a = 6(p - 2q) and b = 9(2p - q)
= [6(p - 2q) + 9(2p - q)][6(p - 2q) - 9(2p - q)]
= [6p - 12q + 18p - 9q][6p - 12q - 18p + 9q]
= [24p - 21q][-12p - 3q]

How many forks are need at Withdean on a matchday?

 

[Scotty Mac]

have you ever had a wet dream about a guest on jeremy kyle?

 

[Mendoza]

why did the fireworks go off on Brighton beach?

 

[Scotty Mac]

who is your favourite wwe wrestler of all time?

 

[See-Goals]

Do you ever think about the children of Mile Oak?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Tony Greig or Bill Lawry.