Revamp the Argus's 20 Questions page

[pasty]

Wilma or Betty

 

[Uncle Buck]

Richie Benaud, the Cream, White, Off White, Bone, Ivory or the Beige?

 

[JJ McClure]

Canary yellow or Australian gold?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dropped ball or reverse catch?

 

[Mendoza]

In off the cross bar or reverse sweep??

 

[Uncle Buck]

Which cricketer;

ejaz fastcars
jarvegemite formiandad
wasi acrim
waddyamean wasi
wasi wasamadrooter
Ians brother Greg
asif i'dgiveasheed
eyedsay he'dgivasheeed

 

[Scotty Mac]

what is your favourite breed of pony?

 

[Mendoza]

will you add me on facebook?

 

[Munkfish]

french knickers or thongs

 

[Mendoza]

have you been Penguined?

 

[Munkfish]

would you rather lick out your mum or nosh off your dad?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Who do I contact at the Argus with these inspirational suggestions?



Some more:

Man United or Chelsea?
Blair or Brown?
Daddy or chips?
Ellen DeGeneres or Claire Balding?
Alan Sugar or Donald Trump?
Rafa or Arsene?
Gerrard or Lampard?
Fifteen points or ten points?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Barack or Hilary?
Drown or shot?
Malcolm Stuart or Harold Shipman?

 

[John Bumlick]

ever gone arse to mouth?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Malcolm Stuart or Harold Shipman?

<chokes on crisps>

I have a work colleague who used to live in Greater Manchester. He found out recently his childhood immunisations were carried out by his family GP.

Dr Harold Shipman.