REMF 5 - Friday 12 May 2005

[Seagullible]

I'm suprised Andy hasn't added a night out with him for the ladies to the raffle

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Might make more money if it was for BOYS to raffle.

He could wear his SCARF and lemon yellow SWEATER.

 

[fatboy]

I want to raffle boys.

 

[fatboy]

Do you remember that thing at school fairs where the teachers stood behind bits of wood with their head through the hole and all the kids paid to chuck wet sponges at them?

I reckon people would pay to throw wet sponges at DAVE.

 

[Everest]

Do you remember that thing at school fairs where the teachers stood behind bits of wood with their head through the hole and all the kids paid to chuck wet sponges at them?

I reckon people would pay to throw wet sponges at DAVE.

But just how many would sneak a brick inside the sponge?

I know I would.

 

[Lush]

Right

Lets put a stop to this now.

Gareth and a few others have worked their bollocks of to put on a game of football for a very noble cause.

We have tried very hard to get a "celeb" to do the MOM but as the game is outside the main season - for us anyway- players and the like are off on their hollies.

Can we stop posting crap like " have you tried x, y z"

Doug Eaton will probably be doing the MOM , TLO will be doing the PA System and gareth will be running round like a blue arse fly trying to make sure it goes off well on the night.

Hopefully Fatboy and the NSP boys ( for it appears they make up 90% of the team) will be fit and ready to take on the CPFC Boyz and hold on to the REMF Cup for this year.

Hopefully the weather will hold and people will try and get along to what is a very worthy cause.

 

[Beach Hut]

14 Ball Boys now appearing

 

[Mendoza]

14 Ball Boys now appearing

that covers 78% of the crowd

COME ON PEOPLE GET YOURSELF DOWN THERE FOR A GREAT NIGHT OF SOCCERTAINMENT

Players playing in position, passing football, positive tactics and EVERYTHING

 

[Seagullible]

that covers 78% of the crowd

COME ON PEOPLE GET YOURSELF DOWN THERE FOR A GREAT NIGHT OF SOCCERTAINMENT

Players playing in position, passing football, positive tactics and EVERYTHING

I apologize for my kicking now though

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am off tomorrow. If anyone needs me for anything please call me on 07729 946300. I plan to be at Southwick FC at 6pm.

 

[fatboy]

Do you want to play Gareth?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Are you having a laugh

 

[Dave the OAP]

the three footballs I have, as they have sat in the loft, are somewhat flat, so can one of you bring along a pump.

I am not sure what time I will be coming along now, but I will hopefully get there by 6ish.

 

[Seagullible]

I have a pump

 

[Dave the OAP]

I have a pump

bring it

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

There's quite a good piece in the Argus today, page 5.

 

[poke]

Does anyone know what road the ground is on?
So i can do a route planner

 

[Trigger]

Old Barn Way, Katie Dear.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Am turning up - naked

 

[John Boy]

Am turning up - naked