REMF 5 - Friday 12 May 2005

[Trigger]

Am turning up - naked

Not you aswel!!!

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Possibly me.Will have to get a lift first.

 

[Beach Hut]

There's quite a good piece in the Argus today, page 5.

No it's not - ASC Strikers from Lancing

 

[Ernest]

I'm turning up dressed as Magoo

 

[Beach Hut]

I'm turning up dressed as Magoo

Final chance to honour that bet and kiss DKs arse - perhaps you will do it for REMF

 

[Ernest]

Final chance to honour that bet and kiss DKs arse - perhaps you will do it for REMF

The only thing I'll be doing to that potless pillocks arse is kicking it as hard as I can

 

[Beach Hut]

The only thing I'll be doing to that potless pillocks arse is kicking it as hard as I can

So you are coming then

 

[Ernest]

So you are coming then

Yes I am coming disguised as a blackbird

 

[Beach Hut]

Yes I am coming disguised as a blackbird

So you're not

 

[Ernest]

So you're not

Are you being thick on purpose ? I have hired a comedy blackbird costume and when I see you then you'll receive a jolly good pecking

 

[Beach Hut]

Are you being thick on purpose ? I have hired a comedy blackbird costume and when I see you then you'll receive a jolly good pecking

But you are an honourary ball boy and I have purchased an ASC Strikers jacket so you blend in with all the others.

You'll look a tad silly retrieving a ball dressed as a blackbird.

 

[Ernest]

But you are an honourary ball boy and I have purchased an ASC Strikers jacket so you blend in with all the others.

You'll look a tad silly retrieving a ball dressed as a blackbird.

No I think it will add a slightly classy touch to the evening

 

[Beach Hut]

No I think it will add a slightly classy touch to the evening

Oh well should be a good laugh - don't let us all down by not turning up as a blackbird

 

[Ernest]

Oh well should be a good laugh - don't let us all down by not turning up as a blackbird

But how will you know it's me and not a real blackbird ?

 

[Dave the OAP]

can you two take this somewhere else please. this is for a good cause, not for pissing about!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fatboy]

can you two take this somewhere else please. this is for a good cause, not for pissing about!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blackbird.

 

[The Large One]

Just picked up the programmes. And they look damn fine, even though I say so myself. Thanks to West Sussex Litho for printing them buckshee.

 

[Beach Hut]

Just picked up the programmes. And they look damn fine, even though I say so myself. Thanks to West Sussex Litho for printing them buckshee.

Good stuff, all coming together now

And good weather as well.

 

[Race]

Tank is willing to donate something for the raffle if you'd like something, he's gonna have a rummage! How about his training pants?!!

If Hiney is going tonight he can bring it with him.

 

[Hiney]