Racist jokes- DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFENDED

[McShane79]

Apologies in a advance...


Three gay guys sitting around having a beer and talking about friends they have lost to AIDS and how they remembered them.
The first guy explained how after his partner died he had him cremated and scattered on a racetrack because he wanted to take him horseracing one last time.
The second guy went on to say that his partner was cremated and the ashes scattered at sea as he was a keen sailor and wanted to take him sailing one last time.
The third guy said that after his partner was cremated his got the ashes and mixed them with the hottest curry he could find and ate it.

The other two were disgusted with this and asked why ? The third guy replied "I just wanted to feel him dribble out of my arse one last time"

 

[The Wookiee]

 

[csider]

What do you call a pig with a spade in its arse


Dawn French.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Shame on NSC.

 

[Questions]

Quote :

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA tour.

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Talking of Tiger Woods certain people think his success is down to his perfect mix of race

he has 4 nationalities from his recent ancestry.
He has American negro in him which gives him his athletic prowess.
he has Dutch in him from his mothers side and that keeps him calm under pressure.
He has Vietnamese again from his mothers side which is handy for when he gets in the rough as they are good in heavy and dense forest areas.

and of course he has a certain amount of the white man in him which allowed him to get on the golf course in the first place.

 

[Simster]

Quote :

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA tour.

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Talking of Tiger Woods certain people think his success is down to his perfect mix of race

he has 4 nationalities from his recent ancestry.
He has American negro in him which gives him his athletic prowess.
he has Dutch in him from his mothers side and that keeps him calm under pressure.
He has Vietnamese again from his mothers side which is handy for when he gets in the rough as they are good in heavy and dense forest areas.

and of course he has a certain amount of the white man in him which allowed him to get on the golf course in the first place.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Why are there no famous black swimmers? Name ONE black swimmer.

 

[Simster]

Why are there no famous black swimmers? Name ONE black swimmer.

For the same reason as there are hardly any white sprinters.

Genetics innit.

 

[Robot Chicken]

So if you have an angry black man after you, don't try to run away...try to get down to the beach and SWIM away?

 

[Questions]

So if you have an angry black man after you, don't try to run away...try to get down to the beach and SWIM away?

No good.


because they have guns.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Why are there no famous black swimmers? Name ONE black swimmer.

Anthony Nesty of Surinam, who won 200m Gold at the Olympics.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Anthony Nesty of Surinam, who won 200m Gold at the Olympics.

Fair do's

Anthony Nesty (born on November 25, 1967) is a Surinamese former swimmer, the second black athlete to win an Olympic medal in swimming (after Enith Brigitha) in Montreal 1976). Nesty established this historic milestone at the 1988 Summer Olympics in Seoul, South Korea.

 

[Commander]

Why are there no famous black swimmers? Name ONE black swimmer.

Eric the Eel.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I wonder if we had a greater cultural mix in our fan base and on NSC whether threads like this would be posted ?

I wonder if they get threads like this on Arsenal forums for example.

I did think that Life on Mars was fiction - but I am beginning to wonder about that as well.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I wonder if we had a greater cultural mix in our fan base and on NSC whether threads like this would be posted ?

I wonder if they get threads like this on Arsenal forums for example.

I did think that Life on Mars was fiction - but I am beginning to wonder about that as well.

Well said. But why is blatant racism even tolerated on here? It's shameful.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Well said. But why is blatant racism even tolerated on here? It's shameful.

I do not understand it either. I did think this thread had been removed.

 

[Commander]

Well said. But why is blatant racism even tolerated on here? It's shameful.

I thought racism against whites was OK?

 

[Man of Harveys]

I thought racism against whites was OK?

Yes, of course it is, whatever you say. Pathetic, frankly.

 

[Commander]

Yes, of course it is, whatever you say. Pathetic, frankly.

Out of interest, which of the jokes I posted do you find offensive?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Out of interest, which of the jokes I posted do you find offensive?

It's not that and you know it - so you didn't think the phrasing of the thread title wouldn't attract more blatant racist stuff from some mongs, as it has done? My main beef is far less with your stuff and more with the fact that that's still there.

So, out of interest, what exactly are you trying to establish by attempting to demonstrate that, sometimes, white people some get grief or abuse too?

Because, shock horror, some people might start to think that stuff like that was being used to justify and/or legitimise racist behaviour towards ethnic minorities on that basis - weird isn't it?
"Well, they do it to us, don't they?" - it's an argument that one hears a lot - two wrongs making a right in some simpletons' heads. That may well be a wrong assessment but that is exactly how it comes across.

You're clearly a nice bloke, IMHO, but perhaps with some dodgy views. Which happens.