Lokki 7
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Commander said:
I went to the Arsenal Spurs Carling Cup semi at the Emirates but spent my time watching the football rather than conducting a survey on ethnic origin. Clearly an opportunity missed, sorry.
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Racist jokes- DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFENDED
- Thread starter Commander
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I went to the Arsenal Spurs Carling Cup semi at the Emirates but spent my time watching the football rather than conducting a survey on ethnic origin. Clearly an opportunity missed, sorry.
HampshireSeagulls
Moulding Generation Z
Be careful, otherwise you'll have Garth Crooks coming onto NSC whining about the lack of black posters....
Pork Sword
Banned
- Jan 5, 2007
- 326
I do think that whites have the victims of racism both by the government and by other races a hell of a lot more recently.
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
You have been warned, copied from another site -
WARNING SICK JOKES ABOUT CANCER, KIDS etc DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED ...........
WARNING WARNING DO NOT READ UNLESS LIKE VERY SICK JOKES
This married couple have been trying for a baby for ages and have had no luck whatsoever. Finally, the woman says to the man: "You must be infertile, go to the hospital an get some tests done."
So the guy goes to the hospital, has the tests, comes back and reports to his wife: "I'm fine love, there's nothing wrong with me... it must be you. Why don't you go and get some tests done?"
So the woman goes to the hospital, has some tests done, returns to her husband and says: "Well, you'll be pleased to know that you'll be changing some nappies in nine months time"
"Why?" The man says, "Are you pregnant?"
"No" the wife replies... "I've got bowel cancer!"
What's 85 years old and smells of ginger?
Fred Astaire's dick
How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?
f*** her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.
17 year old Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
DAD: "Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules..."
Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his cock out and she gets to work. Instantly, she recoils in disgust.
SUSAN: "Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!"
DAD: " Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow twenty pounds..."
Morning after christmas, two brothers are in front of the tree:
-So what did you get?
-I got a PSP, a bike, four model cars, ten action figures, the new playstation 3, 10 games for it, and loads of cool tshirts and clothes. And you?
-I got a pair of socks and a spiderman toy.
-Is that it?
-Well yeah, but I don't have leukemia
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "you won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."
His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?"
"No, I never found her head."
I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A rape victim
What's pink and goes up and down in a baby's pram
A Paedophile's arse!!!
What's the difference between Maddie McCann and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?
The Pope died a virgin.
what's purple, stiff, 12 inches long and makes women scream?
Cot death
What's brown and bumps into things?
Jordan's baby
What do you do after raping a woman who is deaf and dumb?
You break her fingers so she won't tell anyone.
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up,
She said I have to stop wanking,
I said 'Why?'
She said 'Because I'm trying to examine you'
Black man running in Straford chased by a copper = crime
Black man running in Stratford not being chased by a copper = The Olympics 100m
What's pink and smells of holly?
Ian Huntley's finger
What do you call an elephant with a spade hanging out of its arse?
Dawn French!
Gerry and Kate McCann went to see the Pope to ask if he could help find their daughter.
The Pope said he'd love to help but the Catholic Clergy was more used to hunting down small boys
Which king had the most kids?
Jonathan King
What's blue and fucks old ladies
Hypothermia
Whats blue and doesnt fit anymore?
A dead epileptic
WARNING SICK JOKES ABOUT CANCER, KIDS etc DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED ...........
WARNING WARNING DO NOT READ UNLESS LIKE VERY SICK JOKES
This married couple have been trying for a baby for ages and have had no luck whatsoever. Finally, the woman says to the man: "You must be infertile, go to the hospital an get some tests done."
So the guy goes to the hospital, has the tests, comes back and reports to his wife: "I'm fine love, there's nothing wrong with me... it must be you. Why don't you go and get some tests done?"
So the woman goes to the hospital, has some tests done, returns to her husband and says: "Well, you'll be pleased to know that you'll be changing some nappies in nine months time"
"Why?" The man says, "Are you pregnant?"
"No" the wife replies... "I've got bowel cancer!"
What's 85 years old and smells of ginger?
Fred Astaire's dick
How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?
f*** her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.
17 year old Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
DAD: "Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules..."
Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his cock out and she gets to work. Instantly, she recoils in disgust.
SUSAN: "Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!"
DAD: " Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow twenty pounds..."
Morning after christmas, two brothers are in front of the tree:
-So what did you get?
-I got a PSP, a bike, four model cars, ten action figures, the new playstation 3, 10 games for it, and loads of cool tshirts and clothes. And you?
-I got a pair of socks and a spiderman toy.
-Is that it?
-Well yeah, but I don't have leukemia
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "you won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."
His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?"
"No, I never found her head."
I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A rape victim
What's pink and goes up and down in a baby's pram
A Paedophile's arse!!!
What's the difference between Maddie McCann and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?
The Pope died a virgin.
what's purple, stiff, 12 inches long and makes women scream?
Cot death
What's brown and bumps into things?
Jordan's baby
What do you do after raping a woman who is deaf and dumb?
You break her fingers so she won't tell anyone.
I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up,
She said I have to stop wanking,
I said 'Why?'
She said 'Because I'm trying to examine you'
Black man running in Straford chased by a copper = crime
Black man running in Stratford not being chased by a copper = The Olympics 100m
What's pink and smells of holly?
Ian Huntley's finger
What do you call an elephant with a spade hanging out of its arse?
Dawn French!
Gerry and Kate McCann went to see the Pope to ask if he could help find their daughter.
The Pope said he'd love to help but the Catholic Clergy was more used to hunting down small boys
Which king had the most kids?
Jonathan King
What's blue and fucks old ladies
Hypothermia
Whats blue and doesnt fit anymore?
A dead epileptic
NMH
Banned
Nice, socially balanced thread.
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Dave the OAP
Well-known member
I am not happy with this hunny badger stuff.
An otter in a harrier Jump Jet would take one of them pussies every time
An otter in a harrier Jump Jet would take one of them pussies every time