Leighgull
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Questions you can't answer.
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Poyetry In Motion
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You are my wife and I claim my £5Hey that isn't a question that can't be answered. Its because they always are!
Benson
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Why does hot water freeze more quickly than cold water?
Leighgull
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That's just god pissing around with physicists.
skipper734
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Which colour?
Any way, I said to my old Dad. " Dad, Dad, the Boys at school keep calling me bighead." He said, " never mind son, just nip down to the greengrocers and fetch 14 lbs of potatoes, you'll not need a bag, you can carry them in yer cap."
JTR938
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Umm blue.... Lets hear it....
skipper734
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Open the freezer compartment in your fridge, if it has one. Put your hand in and gently touch the side. That is blue.
JTR938
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If the person is blind a) how will they know what a freezer is? b) how will they know where the freezer is? And c) still doesn't describe the colour!!
skipper734
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1.You didn't tell me the person was supposed to be a complete moron as well as blind. 2. Their Guide Dog showed them the way.
I appeared to have pulled your chain. I bet the nerds at your School kept out of your way.
Willy Dangle
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Is that the guide dog that thinks the knock at the door is for him?.
raymondbriggs
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No one feeds dogs bones anymore,since it was decided that bones,especially cooked bones,are bad for dogs.Dogs are on a low Calcium diet and dog food is now virtually vegan(they save the horse meat for Iceland Lasagne and Tesco burgers these days).
You shit what you eat.Tofu and bean salad dont make white shit but dog farts are ranker than in the 70's.
skipper734
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Probably the helping hand dog. Friend of mine trains them, they seem to bark a lot.
TheJasperCo
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Why do humans have to cook raw meat to prevent food poisoning, when carnivores can gorge on meat all day without getting ill?
It doesn't always, but it can. For example, you have two men standing in a large freezer compartment, with a frozen steel floor, and both are well wrapped up, but do not have gloves. Into one mans cupped hands, you poor a handful of water at 50 degrees C. Into the other man's hands you poor the same amount of water at 99 degrees C. The water at 99 degrees will freeze first.
jonny.rainbow
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Energy transfers are faster at higher temperatures.
beorhthelm
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we cook meat to make it easier to eat and digest. it happens that it serves us well dealing with poorly kept or old meat too.
withdeanwombat
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With all the white dogs around you'd expect to see some wouldn't you?
SeagullSongs
And it's all gone quiet..
Colours are the frequencies of the light emitted by an object, enabling two otherwise identical objects to be distinguished at a distance, in a similar way to two different musical notes. Red is the equivalent of a low pitched note and violet, high. Looking at a picture can be like listening to a song (a wide range of frequencies and textures), evoking emotions or stirring memories.
Just off the top of my head
